Video Game Marathon



Another ordinary day at Duo's place. Duo's not-so-ordinary shack with a window that he called "home". Duo, Heero, Quatre and Trowa were clustered around Duo's N64. Wufei hadn't shown up because he, well, lets just say he and Duo don't get along. It was just as well becuase the N64 only had 4 controllers. They were playing Super Smash Bros. "Hey! That was my star wand thingy!" whined Duo who was Kirby "Well, I don't see your name on it, and I got it first." answered Quatre who was Pikachu. "Humph, if Pikachu wasn't so creepy I'd get you." grumbled Duo. Quatre grinned, "Sure." Heero, who was Samus, got the pink sword. "AHHHH!" screamed Duo as his character got killed. "Is there anything you don't scream at, Duo?" asked Trowa, who was Mario. Duo just pouted.

When the others finished that game, Heero won, they decided to play another game. "How 'bout XG2?" suggested Duo. "Another game you can lose at, no doubt, ok." agrees Heero. "Ha, ha, very funny." answered Duo as he popped in the game. The game's vehicles had been renamed to the Gundams and various mobile suits. "How can you rewire all this and change that and still suck at games?" asked Trowa. Duo didn't answer, but he had a big grin on his face. Heero selected "WingZero" which was really the game's Wraith. Trowa picked "Heavyarmss", which was really Surge. Quatre got "Sandrock", which was Mooga. And Duo got "DeathScytheHell MasterM16Custom" which was Freaker.

"Letsssgoooo!" said Duo happily. "Gee, he must be ready to lose, battle or race?" asked Trowa. "BATTLE, mawhahahahah!" was his answer. And they were off: The level was Sindrome. DeathScytheHell MasterM16Custom (We're just gonna call this thing DSHM16C, as if that shortens it much.) grabbed the Rail Guns (also known as 'Evil Rapid Fire') and started blasting the health from Heavyarmss. (If you've ever played this game, you'll know that that is like the best weapon and can suck the life from just about anyone) "HAHAHAHAHAH!" screams Duo evilly, now who's losing?!" DSHM16C ran out and went to look for more. Thats when Sandrock came from no where with the Homing Resire (better known as homing missiles) and blew DSHM16C sky high. DSHM16C landed on the second floor where he found WingZero hiding. DSHM16C began firing with the ordianry blasters.

But, what's this? It can't be! WingZero had Invincibility!! Oh NO! DSHM16C jumped for it, he landed on Heavyarmss who now had the Rail Guns and is ready for revenge!! "AHHHHHHH!!!" screams Duo. "Hahahahah" taunts Trowa. "This should be interesting" comments Quatre. Heavyarmss fired mercilessly at DSHM16C. DSHM16C ran for cover, and found himself his own Rail Guns. So, Heavyarmss and DSHM16C fired at each other, nonstop. Partly because you can't stop Rail Guns, but being mad at each other helps too.

Heavyarmss ran out first, since he had it first. He ran for it, but it was too late, he blew up. "MAWHAHAHAHAH! Who's the man?!?!?" shouts Duo triamphly, "One down, two ta go!!" DSHM16C got some Homing Resires and blasted Quatre out of there. Now only Heero, the eternal champ of Duo's video games, was left. "I'm gonna beat you Heero!!" But Heero didn't look like he was listening...DSHM16C went up the ramp and onto the second floor...WingZero got the Rail Guns...DSHM16C came down and got the Rail Guns....They are face to face...

Heero throws down the controller and jumps up, Duo looks up surprised. "I can't hold it anymore, where's the bathroom in this dump!?" screamed Heero. "Out the back, down the trail, the big bush to the left." laughed Duo. Heero considered this for a moment then tore out the back. DSHM16C blew up WingZero and Duo sprawled on the floor laughing, "I won! I won! Hahahahahha, I beat Heero, I beat Heero!! Hahahahah!!"

Heero came back. Duo started prancing around the room singing, "I beat Heero!" That's when Heero took him out back and beat him up. When they came back in Duo had a bloody nose, they both sat down to the game again. In less than 2 minutes, Heero won. Duo started complaining that his controller was acting up or something. Heero held up his fist. "Alright, alright, I'll shut up and resume my position as Lowly I-can't-even-beat-Quatre Gameplayer." whined Duo, "No offense Quatre." he adds.

© Kiriska