Evil Coffee 5: Party Chaos
Duo yawned, another day was beginning....at 1 pm in the
afternoon. The alarm clock was dead, as usual at the side of his
'bed'. "Another day of peace...what am I gonna do today
that's gonna cause chaos?" wondered Duo aloud. He laughed
remembering the time he had gotten Wufei to drink Evil Coffee.
(Refer to Evil Coffee Strikes Again) Then, an idea sprouted in
Shinigami's head. Duo grinned, today would be when he made
another one of his poor friends consume Evil Coffee.
The God of Death stuffed some food (Old milk, raw hotdogs, and
cottage cheese) in his mouth, grabbed a can of Evil Coffee and a
video camera and ran out the door. Duo arrived at the circus and
was about to go looking for Trowa when he overheard a
conversation between Catherine and the circus manager.
"Yeah, Trowa is leaving at 6 to go to a party his friend is
hosting." Duo's devious grin spread wider. Today was
Quatre's party. How could he have forgotten? A new idea grew in
Duo's mind like mold on bread.
Duo left the circus without seeing Trowa. He went to the coffee
shop and restocked on Evil Coffee. He left with three cans,
making four total. He also stopped at Walgreen's to pick up extra
tapes, he was gonna have a lot to tape when this was done with.
His last stop was home, where he got a helmet and a spear, for
defense purposes. At 5:45 Shinigami headed towards Quatre's
mansion. Our mischievous Gundam pilot went inside, without
having Quatre notice him and replaced all drinks with coffee.
Then the guests started arriving. Duo stuffed the empty coffee
cans into the trash before anyone noticed. "Hey Duo! You're
here! When did you come? I didn't see you!" the blonde Arab
greeted him with a smile. (As usual) Duo grinned, "I just
got here." he lied. Trowa and Heero arrived. "Hey
Heero! Here for some fun?" chirped Duo. "Hn."
replied Heero. "That's great, I am too!" answered Duo.
Trowa rolled his eyes, "Where's Wufei." Quatre
shrugged, "Probably deciding whether or not putting up with
Duo is worth it." he said matter-of-factly.
The lasts of the guests arrived, including all of the 'good guys'
in the war and Wufei. "Hey Wuffie!!" Duo bounced
towards his 'friend'. "What do you want Maxwell?" Wufei
demanded. "I just wanted to say, 'HI'! Geez! I haven't even done
anything yet!" Duo laughed. "I'm sure that will change
soon." Wufei grumbled. Duo just kept grinning. "He's up
to something." Quatre muttered to Heero. "Hn."
The guests started on the refreshments...which included the
drinks. "Blah! This tastes like coffee!" Quatre spit
out what was supposed to be chocolate milk. (Chocolate milk at a
party? What has the world come to?) Duo wandered off innocently,
looking for his video camera. "Lemme have a taste."
suggested Trowa. He tasted some, "Blah, you're right it
does." Horror spread across Quatre's face, "He
wouldn't." Trowa figured it out, "He would." Wufei
snorted, "He did."
Lucezia Noin bounced on the table, dishes of food flew across the
room. Relena Peacecraft was throwing food at everyone and
screaming, "FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTT!"
"I knew it." grumbled Wufei as he and the other three
pilots crawled out of the way. "I thought they had to watch
TV first!" screamed Quatre. "Guess they reformulated
it." sighed Trowa. Zechs Marquise (Miliardo Peacecraft,
Preventer Wind, whatever his name is now!) was hooting like a
monkey and jumping from table to table.
The guests that hadn't had a drink of the insanity causing coffee
fled in panic. "Where's Duo?!?" shouted Wufei. "I
don't know!" Quatre was searching franticly for Shinigami.
Relena ran from the room, screeching about pools and water.
"Oh, no. The pool was just drained this morning and I don't
think it was filled yet." Quatre yelled as he ran after
Relena. "So?" Heero wondered. "Come on, Yuy."
Wufei dragged him towards the pool area.
Meanwhile, Duo was gathering everything on tape, including Sally
Po taking a knife and carving 'Omae o korosu' all over the walls,
and Howard doing the chicken dance in the cocktail sauce.
Mariamiya was head butting with Lady Une, they looked like big
horn sheep because they both had bananas duct taped to their
heads. Zechs proceeded in using the fine china as frisbees and
threw them to Hilde, who thought she was a dog. But she missed
every single 'frisbee'.
Relena had, indeed, jumped off the 30-meter high dive into an
empty pool, and survived with nothing more than a bruise.
(*snicker*) Heero was laughing uncontrollably (Very scary) while
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei continued to chase the vice forgien
minister around the mansion. While they did, they saw the
strangest sights; endless rolls of scattered toliet paper made
designs in the hallway. Apples and bananas were stuck in
chandleiers. And Dorothy was taping chucks of the eyebrows to the
wall. (She cut them off!)
Relena ran into a wall several times and then through a door. She
dumped a can of blue paint onto herself and ran around the hall
screaming 'I'm SUPERMAN!', crashing into severla people,
including Wufei. "WEAK WOMAN! THIS IS INJUSTICE! I
GET DIBS ON MAXWELL WHEN WE FIND HIM!!!" he
screamed. Heero, Quatre and Trowa sweatdropped. Relena ran out
the door and into the street, where several disbelieving people
went, "Miss Relena???".
Duo who was very satisfied with his tape decided to go home
before his friends found him. He had a very long tape of old
comrades doing the insanist things. Like when Rashid, one of
Quatre's men, started sing 'On top of Spaghetti' while stuffing
mustard and chopped liver into his mouth. Or when Noin got hold
of a razor and shaved a nice amount of hair from Zechs while he
was stuffing cherries up his nose.
The party ended as soon as everyone came to their senses. They
all shrieked and started saying rude words. Quatre was kind
enough to not tell them who was responsible for the incident,
although Wufei had demanded he tell them. Trowa and Wufei played
pranks on Duo all week, but the Great Shinigami was too happy to
be spoiled so easily. On Tuesday of the next week, the tapes that
Duo took of 'Party Insane' were broadcasted on space wide
television. Needless to say, he had to leave the colony.
© Kiriska