The Dream

The Dream

The retired Gundam pilots are going to visit a movie set. They are now piling into Quatre's new van...the one that Duo bombed eggs onto earlier. "Can I drive, can I drive, Pleeeeeeaase!!" "NO!" the others say in unison. "Awww, why not?" whined Duo. "Remember what happened last time?" asked Quatre. Duo thought. "Yeah, I ran over 5 rabbits, 3 raccoons, 7 chipmunks, a squirrel and a deer." "So that was what that big bump was!" exclaimed Trowa, "I though you ran over a really big speed bump or something!" Duo continues, "And I ran 7 red lights, and I almost crashed into a police car, so? What's yer point?" Quatre's sighs and gets in the driver's seat.

A hour later they arrive at the movie set. Everyone got out of the van complaining. Well, you'd be complaining too if you had to listen to Duo chatter all the way there and make 7 pit stops because of it. "Yeaaa! We'ew here! YAY!" chirped Duo like a little girl. They go inside and get lost. "Didn't we already pass here?" asks Trowa. "I dunno. Let's ask directions" suggests Duo. "Ok, that's the first reasonable thing you've said all day." agrees Wufei. They enter a studio. It's deserted. "Way cool!" says Duo as he runs into a strange room. "Uh, Duo, I don't think we're supposed to be in there.." warns Quatre.

"What are you talking ab---" Duo is zapped into the TV. "Duo?" Quatre walks into the room, followed by the others. They see Duo inside a TV with the movie Gladiator. They hear Duo's muffled screams from inside the TV. "HELP!! AHHH! Get me outta here!!" Duo runs around the arena inside the screen, dodging the vicious attacks of the gladiators and the chariot people. "AHHHHH! AHHHHH! And AHHHHH!" ZAAPP!! Quatre, Heero, Wufei, and Trowa are zapped into the TV as well.

"AHHHHHH!" "AHHHHH!" "AHHHHHH!" "AHHHHHHH!!" the Gundam pilots scream. Left and right, blood squirts. "Hey, I could use this..." Duo picks up a spear someone dropped, then starts charging at people. "DUO! What are you doing?!?! We have to figure out how to get out of here!!" screams Quatre. Suddenly, all the gladiators, audience and weapons disappear and the group finds themselves in...an episode of DBZ. "Yaaaaaaaa!" Duo ducks as a energy beam fire above him. Trunks was to the left of him and Cyborg-Freeza was in the air. Quatre was on a rock under Freeza, Heero was beside King Cold, Trowa was behind Trunks, and Wufei was to the side. The episode moved on, Trunks jumped into the air and sliced Freeza in two. "Wait a minute, if they don't notice us, maybe their energy can't hurt us.." thinks Quatre aloud. A energy beam from Trunks goes through him.

"This is weird, we're stuck in a TV thats---" The scenery changes again, they are now in...Pokemon 3, the movie... "AHHHHHH!! This is the worst one yet! POKEMON!!! AHHHHH!!!!" Duo screams. Pikachu and a weird dog-like thing was beside him. "Aww, shuddup, Duo, they can't do anything to you." snapped Wufei annoyed. "Yeah, but they're creepy!" insisted Duo. Wufei throws his arm up as the dog-thing, Entei, goes through him. "How are we going to get out of here is the question." said Trowa. "No, how we got in here in the first place is the question." says Quatre.

The scene changes again. A nature program, lions to the left and zebras to the right. "Well, at least Duo didn't scream this---" started Wufei. "EEEWWWWWWW!!!" "Nevermind" Duo makes a face as he watches the pride of lions devour a zebra. Quatre walks to the edge of the screen and pokes his arm through. "Hey! Maybe we can get out here.." suggests Quatre. Duo bounces into the...whatever you wanna call it, eager to get away from the lions. He went through and yells, "YEEEEEHHAAAAWWWW!!" "Duo! Duo, whats down there?" shouts Trowa, but there was no answer. "Guess we'll have to jump." So they did. "YAAAAAAAAA!!!" "WOOAAAHHHHH!" "I should've stayed home..."

They land outside of the movie station. Duo was missing. Suddenly, the ground rumbled, the herd of zebras was headin' their way, and who but Duo was riding one of them. A pack of hyenas was chasing them. "YEEEEHAAWWW!" yells Duo. "Aww, man, this is bad, we brought them into the real world too..." muses Quatre. Just as suddenly as in the TV, the zebras and hyenas disappeared and are replaced by something much worse. The movie Jurassic Park appeared. People were coming out of the movie studio, gapping. A tyrannosaurus rex stood beside the building, roaring. "What the...is that..." some guy from the studio faints.

"HHRRROOOOOARRRRRRRRR!!!!" roars the T-rex. The ground rumbles again. "This can't be good." says Trowa. "Look on the bright side, we get to see the movie first-hand." answers Duo shakily. Triceratops explode from the forest. The Gundam pilots run for it. "YAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Duo. Then, the dinosaurs are gone, replaced by something even worse than they were. Can you guess? "I am Sailormoon! Champion of justice---"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" shrieks Duo. "GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!" Everyone, Gundam pilots, Sailormoon people alike, covered their ears. Duo ran around screaming. The weird monster thing from Sailormoon froze and covered it's ears. They all yell the same thing, "SHUT UP!!!" Sailormoon does some stupid wavy thing with her wand...Duo kicks her in the shins and resumes screaming.

Duo wakes up screaming in bed. "Huh? A dream? It was all a dream! Man, that was scary, Sailormoon people...just a dream---" A lean figure outside his window says, "I am Sailormoon, the champion of justice and I will---" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"