Night of the Babysitters XI
"Yo, Tien, been a while eh?" Krillin
greeted an old friend. Tien, Chao-zu, and Lunch were visiting.
The 3-eyed man nodded smilely. Bulma adjusted her hair,
"Everyone ready to go?" "Yeah, yeah, lets go
already." Vegeta grumbled. "Alright, c'mon lets go
then." Gohan agreed, "Good luck with the kids! You'll
need it!" The group started off.
Lunch waved, then turned to the living room of Capsule Corp. Bra,
Pan, and Marron were on their new Gamecube. Trunks and Goten
weren't around. Shruging, the dark-haired woman asked if the
girls wanted to help prepare dinner. They agreed giggling. Lunch
led them into the kitchen, where they began making a feast.
"What do we know about this one?" Trunks wondered.
"I dunno, but its the first lady we've had." Goten
answered. "Well...what are girls supposed to be afraid
of..?" the purple haired boy asked. "My mom's scared'a
spiders, frogs, snakes, and stuff like that." Goten
suggested. Trunks grinned, "Yeah my mom is afraid of that
kinda stuff too." he agreed. "Cool! I get to go collect
bugs!" "Did they take Marron's crazy uncle with them to
dinner?" Trunks questioned. Goten thought, "I think
so." "Good, we can steal his bugs."
Lunch and the girls were making, probably the best dinner any of
the babysitters have ever made. Bra brought her sitter the flour
for the cake they were making for desert. "Thank you
Bra!" Lunch smiled brightly, the flour powedered, it got
into Lunch's face..."Ahhh--ahhhh--AHHHHCHOO!" Instantly
the woman's hair changed to blonde and her sincere expression
turned wicked. "Whats this? Making me cook again are
we?!" Bra jumped back in surprise; "Miss
Lunch....?" Pan and Marron turned from what they were doing.
"No, I didn't miss lunch today, I raided some resturrant,
now I think I'll raid this place. Where's all the goods!?"
Lunch demanded. "We don't have any goods..." Pan
whimpered. "Don't you lie to me little girl! This place
looks like its loaded." the blonde grabbed the
quarter-saiyan by the shirt collar and lifted her up. Marron
started to cry. Bra backed away slowly, knocking into the flour,
which spilled all over the floor.
"Ahhh-ahhhh-AHHCHOO!!" Lunch sneezed again, dropping
Pan, who flew a distance back shocked. The sitter's hair once
again changed to blackish purple, and expression became calm.
"Oh my, I have the sniffles, now what were we doing? Baking
a cake?" Marron ceased crying and blinked. Lunch resumed her
kitchen duties. The girls looked at each other, then went back to
their jobs as well, now, cautious and paranoid-ish.
"Damnit, its dark in here." Trunks was crawling through
#17's trailer, the place was a mess. Boxes, chairs, clothes,
things were littered everywhere. "Where are those
bugs..?" The demi-saiyan created a ball of ki in his hand
and used it's light to look around the room. There was a small
tank on the opposite side of room. It was filled with bugs of all
kinds; spiders, grubs, worms, beetles, pillbugs...Trunks grabbed
handfuls and dumped them into the bucket he had brought with him.
Goten was looking for the biggest pair of scissors in the house.
The black-haired boy found himself in the shed with a pair of
those big hedge-trimmer things. Grinning, he left the shed and
snuck back in through Trunks's bedroom window.
"Dinnertime!!" Pan called. Trunks and Goten showed up a
few seconds later, their pockets seemed to be stuffed.
"Sweet! This is the best dinner any of our babysitters have
made!!" Trunks exclaimed. "But of course that don't
change your fate." he added quietly. "Thank you!"
Lunch grinned. Bra giggled. Marron nudged her. Remembering, Bra
leaned over to her brother and whispered: Sometin' weird happened
when we was making dinner, and we thinks everytime Lunch sneezes
she goes all mean and stuff.."
Trunks blinked, not completely understanding. He was about to ask
Bra to clarify what she had just said, but a scream interupted
him. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Lunch
was on her chair staring at the worms in her food. She stumbled
and fell to the floor. Her hair blew into her face and a single
strand rubbed against her nose...
"ACHOO!" Blonde hair, nasty grin. "What are you
stupid kids trying to do? Scare me? Thats a joke." Lunch did
a Lara Croft impression and started firing at the dinner table.
All five kids ducked for cover. The table looked like swiss
cheese. The five Babysitees slipped out of there reaaaal fast.
"What are we gonna do Trunks?" Bra cried, as they
retreated into her room and slammed the door shut. Trunks just
grinned; "Whacked personality or not, we can't let her get
to us. Pan, you can catch bullets right?" The quarter-saiyan
nodded, semi-confused. "Good, you stay with Bra, Marron go
with Goten, I'll lure ..." They group pulled into a huddle.
The door splintered and cracked, Lunch forced her way into Bra's
Room, but it was now empty of people. Frowning, the violence-mad
sitter went to check the many other rooms. She spotted a short
little punk dressed in black leather standing at the end of the
hallway. "Lookin' fo' some damn kids, yo?" the person
asked, adjusting his sunglasses. "Whats it to ya,
punk?" Lunch smirked. Trunks shrugged; "Just saw some
purple haired kid run down that way." "Hey waittaminute
who are you?" Lunch began firing at Trunks who easily dodged
out of the way and out of sight.
The demi-saiyan flew fast enough to evade all her shots, but slow
enough for her to tail him. Laughing to himself, he led her down
a corridor and into one of the many spare bedrooms...
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! The whir of the chainsaw sounded just
as Lunch passed though the open door. Blonde hair fell to the
floor. Lots of it. Lunch recieved a very unprofessional haircut
from shoulders down. Goten snickered before hightailing it out of
there. The enraged babysitter whipped out an array of weapons and
started after him. Marron peeked out from under the bed, when she
saw that they were all gone she slid out and ran into the next
room.
Lunch turned many of the upstairs hallways into the land of swiss
cheese. Goten wondered many times how Bulma would take it as he
turned corners, avoiding attack from Lunch. The demi-saiyan
zipped into Bra's Room again. Tye-dyed color Magic Hair Dye
spilled all over the place. Trunks and Marron made sure all the
dye was gone before chunking the bucket into the corner and
running out the door. "WHAT THE *censored*!!!!! My hair!!!!
You *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*ing kids!! ARRRGGGGG!!" Lunch
ran outside again.
Bra and Pan were crounched outside, under the porch, each armed
with a flamethrower. They could hear Lunch's angry cries near.
"Almost there, almost there..." Trunks and Marron
thundered onto the porch and into the backyard; "Now! Now!
Now!!" Trunks commanded. Lunch leapt off the porch, Bra and
Pan released the power of their mighty flamethrowers onto Lunch's
abused hair.
"HOLY ^&#@*^#@*$^@&*#^^!@##$#%^@#!!!!" Lunch
swatted her ignited hair with her hands. Goten flew out with a
bucket in his hands, the demi-saiyan poured glue over the fire.
It put it out but...Lunch began firing insanely, putting holes
through the patio furniture and the trees. The Babysittees
retreated back inside.
Lunch stumbled back onto the porch following the kids, she ran
into a spider web and sneezed..."Oh my..." she put away
her guns and went into the house, "I hope I didn't frighten
the kids..." No one was in sight. The house was in ruins,
there was a bullet in nearly everything. She looked around, and
spotted a stray mirror. "Gee, I wonder what happened to my
hair? Ah, well, it's an interesting color...Kids? Where'dja
go?"
"She's normal again, Trunks." Marron informed the
demi-saiyan. "Thats good I guess, cuz here comes the
cars.." Indeed, the cars pulled into the front....
Bulma stepped into the house...and screamed bloody murder.
"HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!! TRUNKS!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
HERE?!?!? MY HOUSE LOOKS LIKE SWISS CHEESE!!! WHAT WAS THE
GODDAMN IDEA YOU GOT THIS TIME?!?!?!" [Sorry, the Magic
Censor Fairy was unable to um..block that] Lunch stepped into
view, her hair was chopped at her shoulders, and was a rainbow of
colors. On top of it all was a lot of not-yet-dried glue...
"Back already? How was your dinner?" she asked sweetly.
Krillin stepped into the house and had the biggest sweatdropped
ever recorded in the history of anime. It was bigger than he is!
"I'm guessing Lunch sneezed...." the short man sighed.
Tien nodded. "^#&@*^#$@(!! How dare you destroy my
house, &$(@#*$@!!" Vegeta entered the house. Lunch
smiled innocently; "I'm very sorry! I just can't help
it!" Bulma growled; "Where the #&$@ is Trunks?
TRUNKS!"
The five Babysittees assembled downstairs. "What the
^&#@ did you guys DO tonight!?"
Several explainations later. Bulma was exasperated and was too
tired to do anything but send Trunks and Bra to their rooms.
Goten, however, was sentenced to more studying. Marron sentenced
herself to 3 weeks, although Krillin didn't think she deserved so
long, nor did Android #18. Android #17...was collecting his 'poor
bugs' from Lunch's dinner plate. Pan...charmed her way out of
punishment from her parents. But strict Chi Chi ended up
grounding her for a week. The part-saiyan's face would allow no
more.
Lunch was escorted home with Tien, Chao-zu and Krillin. Bulma was
escorted to some several tons of asprin by Goku and Chi Chi.
Vegeta and Trunks was escorted to the lumbershop the following
day to buy supplies to repair the house.
"This is all your fault, you ^$*&@# brat." Vegeta
growled. "Awwww, shaddap...wait, I didn't say
that...Dad...don't look at me like that...people are
watching...AHHHHHHH!!!"
© Kiriska