Night of the Babysitters VII
"I still don't see why I have to do
this!" Vegeta growled as Bulma taped her cell phone number
to the fridge. "There was no one else who'd do it, and
besides, you're the one who insisted on not going. Annnd,
you still need to pay back for destroying the graviton,
again." Bulma sighed as she headed to the door, "Try
not to turn the house into shambles, alright?" Vegeta
muttered something, but didn't reply. "Trunks, Goten, Bra,
Pan, Marron, don't do anything you'll regret. We will be giving
you different punishments." With that the blue-haired genius
closed the door behind her.
Vegeta glared at the five kids that were clustered around the
couch watching a movie. They looked so innocent. Big disguise.
Grumbling Vegeta went into the kitchen to make dinner, something
that he didn't exactly know how to do...
"Should we help daddy?" Bra turned to Trunks. "I
don't know if we should...Mr.Vegeta gets awfully grumpy..."
Marron started. The other four gave her a look and she shut up.
"I know dad gets mad a lot but that ain't gonna stop us,
alright? We will live up to our reputation!" Trunks
announced. Marron gulped. Bra and Pan bounced into the kitchen.
The blonde child reluctantly followed them.
There was a loud crash in the kitchen, sound of pots and pans.
"What are you brats doing in here?" Vegeta boomed.
"We're here to help you." two -extremely- cute voices
chirped. Trunks and Goten snickered as Vegeta muttered under his
breath. The two older 'brats' headed to the safety of Trunks's
room, which had been...ahem...remodeled. "Dude, your room's
a dump." Goten laughed. "Yeah I know, ain't it
great?" Trunks plopped onto the bed. "So whadda we
gonna do?" Goten plopped on the bed as well.
"Well, my dad does get angry very easily...but mom says he
has a soft spot or whatever. We could do what we did to
Piccolo." Trunks suggested. "Naw, too little
action." Goten declined. "We could dye his hair
pink!" Trunks exclaimed. Goten blinked, "You
wouldn't..." Trunks flashed a mischivious smile, "Why
wouldn't I?" Goten laughed, "Anything else?"
"Holograms of dad's favorite enemies!" "And tea
party! Make him play tea party!" The boys laughed wickedly.
"Oww! You stupid brat, be careful with that!" Vegeta's
voice rang through the house. "Sorry Mr.Vegeta." Pan
purred as she picked up the noodles. An hour after they started,
Marron called Trunks and Goten for dinner. Vegeta and the girls
had managed to make a fairly decent dinner; rice and beans. And
it was gone in five seconds.
"Daddy will you play with us???" Bra looked up at
Vegeta with the hugest, cutest eyes the sayjian has ever seen.
Vegeta glared at her, "Play what?" he grumbled.
"Tea party!" Pan squealed. "What?! You---"
Vegeta's protest came too late, the girls grabbed his arms and
shuffled him into Bra's room.
"Got the dye?" "Yep." "Hologram
projector?" "Yep." "Ok, Bra and the others
should be about done." Trunks and Goten snuck through the
hall. Inside Bra's room...."No, I refuse to talk to Mr.Rubber."
Vegeta growled. "But daddy! He's the guest!" Bra
whimpered. "Oh, alright! Hello Mr.Rubber." the sayjian
muttered. Vegeta was sitting in a little pink chair, around a
little pink table, sipping from little pink teacups. And talking
to a little pink stuffed bunny. "Drink yer tea,
Mr.Vegeta." Pan commanded. Vegeta reluctantly grabbed the
tiny tea cup and accidently crushed it. (Why isn't the
chair breaking? Oh, wait, all things pink are magical, nevermind!
Welll...except that cup...)
"You broke the cup!" Marron frowned. Vegeta tried
to look regretful, "How sad, now I can't drink from
it." Bra smiled, "Don't worry daddy, we have a whole
box of 'um." the blue-haired demi-sayjian pulled out a whole
box of little pink teacups and handed one to Vegeta. "Trunks
breaks 'um all the time." (All things pink are magical,
except little pink teacups. btw, I hate the color pink, so don't
get the wrong idea.) Vegeta muttered a few words he shouldn't
have, and grabbed the cup, this time it didn't break.
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH! Instant Hair Dye splashed all over the King of
Sayjians. "WAAAARRRGGGG! You brats!" Vegeta's hands
rushed up at his hair. The pink dye clug to Vegeta's hair, not
dripping anywhere else. Bra, Pan and Marron giggled. "WHAT
ARE YOU STARING AT?" Vegeta roared. "Nothing!" the
girls giggled. Pan handed Vegeta a mirror, then they flew out of
the room.
"MYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!" the
shriek was as loud as a sonicboom. "YOU STUPID BRATS GET
BACK HERE!!" Vegeta screamed. Trunks, Goten, Bra, Pan, and
Marron were safely on the roof as they heard Vegeta tear the
house apart looking for them. The pink-haired king striped Bra
and Trunks's rooms bare. After about an hour, he gave up and went
to take a shower, to hopefully take out the dye.
"He's taking a shower, just like planned, hand me the
holo-projector." Trunks peeked in the master bedroom where
his father was entering the bathroom. Goten handed his best
friend the projector. Vegeta entered the shower, muttering about
his brats. Bra, Pan, and Marron snuck back into the house,
giggling. Trunks flashed the hologram inside the bathroom.
Frieza, cyborg version, stood on the edge of the bathtub. Vegeta
almost had a heart attack, "Frieza!" The hologram
turned, "Why hello Vegeta." Goten sneered with the
Voice-Changer 4000. "You look...interesting with
pink hair." the holo-Frieza laughed.
Vegeta snapped off the shower and wrapped a towel around his
waste. "What are you doing here?" the King of Sayjians
snapped. The hologram smirked, "Why do destroy you of
course." Now Vegeta smirked, "Do you really think
you can defeat me? Why, you are so weak I can't even sense
you." he said smuggly. The holo-Frieza roared with laughter,
Vegeta frowned. "Haven't you learned anything, you foolish
sayjian? I destroyed your father, and I will destroy you as
well." Vegeta clenched his fists and rushed at the hologram.
Vegeta went right through of course, holo-Frieza turned around,
smirking, "You're getting slower Vegeta." Vegeta
growled, then stood up straight, grinning. "You are the fool
Frieza, you were beaten twice by super sayjians, now you will be
beaten again." With that, Vegeta put up a nice show turning
into SSJ1. The hologram of Frieza just kept smiling. The bathroom
was being torn apart by the energy Vegeta was giving off. The
King of all Sayjians was obviously too caught up in himself to
remember what his wife had said.
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Gohan jerked his head up, "Do you guys feel that?" he
asked. Krillin frowned then nodded, "It's Vegeta."
Bulma blinked, "What? What about Vegeta?" "He's
powering up." Goku answered. "What? Why? My poor Goten
is there!" Chi Chi said. "Well, he could be powering up
for one of two reasons," Eighteen mused, "Either we've
got ourselves a new enemy, or the kids have really pissed him
off." "Well in any case, we should check it out."
Gohan said. "Yeah," agreed Bulma, "And hurry
before Vegeta destroys my whole house!"
Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Videl, and 18 blasted off towards Capsule
Corporation. "Go save my Goten!" Chi Chi called after
them. "Save my house!" Bulma cried.
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Vegeta was throwing wild punches and kicks at the hologram of
Frieza, who just kept moving and laughing. "Grrrrr, why do
you keep dodging? Why won't you fight me?" Vegeta growled.
Frieza landed on the rim of the bathtub, "I was just waiting
for you to finish." the hologram smiled, "Ready?"
Vegeta smirked, "Of course." The holo-Frieza vanished.
Vegeta's eyes darted around the room, he was no where in sight.
Trunks and Goten flew off the roof and into Trunks's bedroom
window, laughing. "That was awesome! Your dad totally bought
it!" Goten snickered, remembering the look on Vegeta's face.
Bra, Pan, and Marron were already in the room. "We've
finished with the booby traps." Pan said happily.
"Great." Trunks grinned, "It's almost 10, we
should go and pretend to be asleep." With that, Bra, Pan,
and Marron left for Bra's room.
"FRIEEEZA WHERE ARE YOU???" Vegeta yelled from the
bedroom. Gohan opened the front door and was drenched in water,
"Vegeta?" Vegeta, fully dressed, came into the living
room. "Have you seen him?" the sayjian demanded.
"Seen who?" Goku asked entering the house. "Why
are you wet Gohan?" "Yeah Vegeta, why'd you power up?
And why is your hair pink?" Krillin stepped inside.
"Frieza! You fools! He was here!" Vegeta told them,
deciding to ignore the hair remark for now.
"Frieza?" Videl asked, trying to smother her laughter
in seeing Vegeta's hair and Gohan wet, "Didn't Trunks kill
him?" Vegeta clenched his fists in fusteration, "Yes,
but I saw him! He spoke! He was here!"
he roared. Bulma and Chi Chi arrived in a Taxi, "What's
going on here?" Bulma demanded, "Why is your hair
pink?! Not that its bad looking..." "Vegeta said he saw
Frieza." 18 explained. "What?" Vegeta explained
what happened impatiently. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, where are the
kids?" Chi Chi demanded. "I don't know, those
^&*#%@! brats dyed my hair and disappeared." Vegeta
growled.
"TRUNKS, GOTEN, BRA, PAN, MARRON! Get DOWN here!" Bulma
called. Five sleepy looking kids came down the stairs. "Did
you use my old hologram projector again?" Bulma demanded.
"Well......" "I tried to stop them!" Marron
cried. Trunks, Goten, Pan, and Bra glared at her. "Trunks! I
warned you! That's it! No games, no training, no going
outside, and no phone for a MONTH!" "What?" Trunks
stared at his mother. "Same to you Goten." Chi Chi
glared at her son. "That isn't fair!" Goten protested.
Gohan stared at Pan. Videl stared at Pan. Pan grinned stupidly
and blinked. "No TV for a week." Gohan said rather
hurriedly, avoiding the deadly cute eyes. Pan started to whimper.
Chi Chi glared at Gohan, then at Pan. "Pan, no TV for 2
weeks and no playing with Bra for 2 weeks." Chi Chi said for
Gohan, who looked relieved.
Bra tried to sneak upstairs before her punishment as decided,
"Stop right there, young lady." Bulma whirled on her
daughter. "No TV, and no movies for a month. And you will
remove any other traps you have before going to bed." the
blue-haired genius said firmly. "But moooooooooooom! I'll
miss the season finale of Digimon!" Bra whined. But
Bulma stood firm. Vegeta was giving all the 'brats' death glares.
Sighing, Gohan and Videl shuffled Pan home. Goku, Chi Chi, and
Goten left soon after. Marron stared at her parents.
"Grounded for a week." concluded 18. Marron blinked,
she had expected two months at least. Krillin, 18, and a dazed
Marron left.
Trunks and Bra went upstairs, grumbling. "All I did was dye
dad's hair...it's not like it's even permenat..."
"VEGETA! LOOK AT MY BATHROOM!" Bulma shrieked.
"You! I'm not fixing the stupid graviton!"
"WHAT? YOU WILL DO AS I SAY WOMAN!"
"YOU USE IT! YOU FIX IT!"
"THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!"
"SHUT UP!" "NO ONE TELLS ME, THE KING OF SAIYANS
TO SHUT UP!"
"WELL I JUST DID!"
"......."
"Humph. You are sleeping on the couch tonight."
Vegeta's muttering travels from the master bedroom to the
livingroom.
© Kiriska