Night of the Babysitters VI
"Are you sure this is going to work?"
Android #18 and Bulma stood over a workbench. "No, I'm not
sure, but according to these blueprints, it should." Bulma
answered. "Will he have his memory?" 18 asked.
"Probably, everything up till he was absorbed." Bulma
told her. Bulma fixed a few circuits and put together some
tubing. "There, I really hope his personality is still good.
Prop him up over there while I get the controller." the
blue-haired genius said to 18. Android #18 proped the rebuilt
version of Android #17 up against the wall.
Bulma and 18 faced 17. He looked exactly the same as the original
one Dr.Gero had created. Black hair, red bandana, green
socks..."Here goes nothing..." Bulma pressed the blue
button of the controller. Android #17 opened his eyes, skyblue,
exactly as there were on the original. "Seventeen?" The
android looked at 18, "What happened? Wasn't I absorbed by
Cell?" he asked his cyborg sister. "Yes!" Bulma
and 18 high-fived. 17 looked confused, "Will someone tell me
what's going on?"
Bulma turned to him, "Your original self was absorbed by
Cell, who then proceded to absorb 18, which he succeed in doing,
thanks to Vegeta...then later, Gohan punched Cell really hard in
the stomach, causing him to uh...barf 18 out....Gohan later
defeated Cell. I used your original blueprints to rebuild you. I
am a genius!"
Android #17 blinked, "So,...wait...weren't we going to kill
Goku, 18? Where's 16?" "Well..." 18 began,
"16 was killed by Cell, and....he was originally the reason
we were after Goku..." The android sighed, "Alright
then...so we became allies with Goku and his friends...what
now?" Bulma laughed, "Now you get to babysit the kids
while we shop for their Christmas presents." "What?
What kids? How many years have passed?" the newly built
android stared in surprise. 18 smiled, "Quite a few."
"Ok then...what kids?" 17 did not like the idea of
being brought back to life to babysit.
"My daughter, Bulma's son and daughter, Goku's second son,
and Gohan's daughter." 18 answered. "Your daughter???
You have a daughter?" 17 almost choaked.
"Shall we introduce him to his babysitees?" Bulma
suggested laughing. "Yeah." "Trunks! Bra! Goten!
Pan! Marron! Come meet your new babysitter!" Bulma called
from the labortory-like room. The five little monsters bounced
into the room, "Who's it this time, mom?" Trunks asked.
"Android #17, 18's brother." Bulma smiled.
"Mommy's brother???" Marron asked. 18 smiled,
"Yep." 17 stared at the crowd of kids around him,
"I cannot believe you brought me back to babysit
your kids." he muttered to 18.
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"I still can't believe you married the bald guy,
18." 17 said as his sister and the others were about to
leave. "Put a sock
in it, 17." 18 grabbed her purse and closed the door behind
her. "I mean, I thought that kiss was just to confuse
him...and..." Android #17 was muttering to himself.
"Uncle Seventeeeeeeeeeen!" Marron ran out of the
hallway, chased by Trunks and Goten with water guns.
"What?" Marron ran pass the android and into the
kitchen. "Goody-goody!" the two demi-sayjians flew a
few inches off the ground following the blonde girl. 17 sighed,
he was to spend all evening with the brats, as Vegeta
put it.
Marron went into Bra's room, where Bra and Pan were discussing
something. Trunks and Goten burst into the room. "C'mon
Marron, you have to help us torture the
babysitter!" Goten told her. "Why? It's not
nice!" Marron whined. "It's our reputation!!!"
Trunks snapped. "You get candy." Pan offered helpfully.
"Yeah, lotsa candy." agreed Bra. "Well......"
Marron considered this. Trunks pulled his huge safe of candy from
under Bra's bed and opened it. There was every kind of candy on
the face of the Earth. Gummy worms, lollipops, chocolate, candy
salt..."You can't be a goody-goody forever!" Goten
said. "Alright, but nothing too bad ok?" Marron agreed
reluctantly. "Whatever." Trunks's eyes sparkled.
Bra, Pan and Marron dragged Android #17 into the kitchen,
"You hafta make us dinner!" Bra chirped cutely.
"Why do you need to eat?" mumbled 17. "Cuz we
hungry?" Pan offered. "Fine, fine, anything to stop you
from making those cute faces!" the android grabbed a few
dozen instant dinners from the freezer and stuffed them in the
mircowave. Bra and Pan were staring at their babysitter with
huge, curious, adorible eyes. 17 glared at them out of
the corner of his eyes, "Will you stop doing that???"
he demanded. "Doing what?" the two demi-sayjians asked
in unison. Marron was trying to think of a way to annoy her
babysitter/uncle, but couldn't.
"We can pull the Gotenks! Yeaaaahhh!" Goten cheered.
"Yeah! This will be so much fun! Hahaha! We haven't done the
Gotenks trick since Yajirobe came to babysit us!" Trunks
exclaimed. "Hai! That's was...four babysitters ago!"
Goten agreed. "Ok, so, the works?" the black-haired
demi-sayjian asked. Trunks grinned, "The works, plus a
little something extra." The two friends laughed out loud,
thinking of the things they would do the Android #17.
"Dinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner!!!"
Pan cried, she was gasping by the time she finished the word.
Trunks and Goten jumped off the roof and entered the living room.
(Trunks's room is still out of comission) "So, Uncle Goten,
what we gonna do?" Pan asked when they landed. Goten felt
weird being called 'uncle' by Pan, but it was true. Goten
laughed, "The works and......" he whispered their
special surprise for 17 into Pan's ear. The demi-sayjian giggled
and bounced off to help Bra and Marron set the table. Marron
loved to set the table.
17 watched as Trunks, Goten, Bra, and Pan devoured the poor
microwave dinners. Marron ate slowly, careful not to get food
everywhere. The android decided that food must not be that bad if
the four demi-sayjians liked it so much, so he ate
some......After realizing there were live spiders crawling around
in his food, 17 left the table abruptly, to spit the fidgeting
spiders from his mouth. Trunks, Goten, Bra, and Pan laughed,
Marron scolded.
After the dinner, the girls forced 17 to play Mario Party 2 with
them, while Trunks and Goten set their traps. Android #17 lost
miserablely to the three 4-year olds, "Let's do something
else." he suggested. Bra looked at Pan. "Ok, Pan, we're
done." a voice in the tiny earpiece Pan was wearing said.
Gohan's daughter nodded to Bra. "Hide n' seek!" the
blue-haired demi-sayjian said. 17 looked pale, hide n' seek with
a bunch of 4-year olds...cannot be good, he thought to himself.
"Uh...how about something else...?" the android asked.
"Nope, yer It!" Bra squealed as she and dashed off.
"Count to 100." Marron instructed her uncle, then
bounced off after Bra and Pan.
Android #17 blinked, then started counting;
"Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten..." Marron
entered the attic where Bra and Pan were setting the controlls
for the Sound Affects System, or SAS. "Do we have to do
this?" Marron asked. "Of course! Where's your sense of
adventure?" Pan laughed as she finished her half of the
dials. The blonde sat down on a chair, watching the two
part-sayjians. "Ninetyeightninetynineonehundred, here goes
nothing..." 17 headed downstairs and began looking for his
babysitees.
"All set?" Goten asked Trunks, they were looking
through the skylight in the diningroom from the roof. "Yeah,
everythings in place. Where's the remote for the power?" The
purple-haired demi-sayjian turned to his friend.
"Here," Goten replied holding a small controller,
"And here's the blue paint." he pushed a canister of
gooey blue paint onto the roof. "Great, now...there he is!
Get the paint ready." Trunks spotted the android looking
under the table and chairs. Goten pushed the can of paint over
the open skylight. SPLOOOOOOOOSHH! "SHIT!!!!" 17 was
drenched in blue paint. His hair was blue, the top half of his
shirt was blue, the tile was blue. The android looked up, Trunks
and Goten ducked out of view just in time.
"Bra, Pan, Marron, phase 1." Goten hissed into the
walkie-talkie. Trunks and Goten flew to the other side of the
house. 17 flew up through the skylight, but they were already
gone. "Stupid kids. How did I get stuck doing this?" he
muttered to himself. In the attic, Bra and Pan pressed a series
of buttons. A strange shreiking sound was heard in the bathroom.
The recording was from an old movie with dragons and knights. The
shriek was the dragon, the sound was deafening. "What
the...?" 17's hands flew to his ears. The dragon's screams
grew louder. "HHHHRRREEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!" The android
went towards the bathroom, the door was locked. 17 placed his
hands on the doorknob, "OOWWW!!" the doorknob was
burning hot.
"This isn't nice..." Marron muttered. "He's
listening to a recording of a dragon and burning his finger!!
It's not like we've really tortured him!!....Yet." Bra told
her. Marron pouted. "Stupid whatever's in there! Come out
now!" the android screamed at the door, knowing that if he
blew it up, he'd get in trouble.
"HHHREEEEAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!" The green android jumped back
at the sudden shrieking. "HRRROOOORRRRR!!"
"Maybe,...I'll just leave you in there...." Android #17
left the bathroom area and continued his search for his
babysitees.
The android entered Bra's room, immediatly, steel cords were
wrapped around his feet. Trunks and Goten jumped from the closet
and tied 17 up before he could blink. "What are you
doing!?" Trunks laughed, "Whaddaya think we're doin',
partner?" The demi-sayjians brought him into the kitchen and
heaved him onto the stove. "HEY! HEY! You wouldn't!"
Trunks and Goten bounced off without replying. "You stupid
brats! Untie me NOW!" Android #17 yelled. They didn't come
back. Suddenly, the lights went out. And all was dark....and
silent....except for the shrieking that still came from the
bathroom.
"ARRGGGG!" the android rolled onto the floor, and off
the stove. (Which was never on.) Suddenly there was little beams
of light everywhere. All different colors. Red, blue, green,
purple. 17 broke the steel cords and stood up. "What the
hell is going on?" the blue android muttered. "I THINK
I DID IT AGAIN, I MADE YOU BELIEVE, WE'RE MORE THAN JUST
FRIENDS!" a speaker somewhere boomed. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! TIE ME UP AND BLAST ME TO DEATH!"
Android #17's scream almost blocked out the music. But,
unfortunatly, it didn't. A hologram of Britney Spears appeared in
the living room, singing her song. "OPPS, I DID IT AGAIN, I
PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART! GOT LOST IN THE GAME, OH BABY BABY!"
Bra and Pan laughed from their station upstairs. Marron couldn't
help but laugh, it was funny watching 17 scream. Trunks's voice
sounded on the walkie-talkie, "We're gonna fuse now, finish
playing the song, then do the ghost music." Pan smirked,
"Sure." Outside, Trunks and Goten began their fusion
dance. They touched their fingers together and were shround in a
bright light. When the light disappeared, Gotenks stood where
Trunks and Goten had been. Gotenks turned super sayjian level 3,
grinning to himself.
"OPPS, YOU THINK I'M IN LOVE, THAT I'M SENT FROM ABOOOVE,
I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT!" the room fell silent and the
hologram of the imfamous pop singer vanished. "Prasie the
lord! I'm freeeeeeee! Thank you!" Android #17 was on his
knees with happiness. As soon as the song stopped, an errie music
began. It was haunting and slow.....There was a knocking on the
door. The blue painted android went to answer it. Gotenks stood
at the door. "Who are you?" 17 asked, confused. Who was
this sayjian?
Gotenks laughed, "I am Perfect Sayjian Cell, version two
point oh." The android stepped back in surprise,
"Cell?" The long-haired sayjian smirked, "But of
course." Android #17 clenched his fists, "I thought
Gohan destroyed you." he growled. Gotenks laughed,
"Don't believe everything you hear. I regenerated from a
tiny brain cell. I have absorbed two pesky sayjian children named
Trunks and Goten to reach this superior form." 17 gasped,
Trunks and Goten? Goku and Vegeta are going to be very
angry...."Now if you don't mind me asking android, how did
you come back to life?" Gotenks demanded.
"That's none of your business." the android hissed.
"I see, then I'll just have to make it my business."
Gotenks smirked. 17 flinched, he was no match for Cell before he
absorbed anyone. Gotenks looked like he about to punch the
android, but instead started to sing, very badly, "Opps! I
did it again, I played with yer heart, got lost in the
game..." Android #17 stared. Then blinked. Then
sweatdropped. Gotenks stopped, "Drat, I need to practice
that..." he said to himself, then turned back to 17,
"Uh...you were just lucky this time android, I uh....forgot
to turn off the sink at home...bye!" the Gotenks flew off,
leaving 17 to wonder.
The android closed the door slowly....he turned around and almost
had a heart attack because Pan, Bra and Marron were right in
front of him grinning their cute little faces off and the lights
were back to normal. "Where's Trunks and Goten?" 17
asked. "I dunno." Pan and Bra chirped together.
"Well....I--" Bra jabbed Marron in the side. "I
dunno." finished Marron. 17's eyes darted from Marron to
Bra, to Pan, suspicious. "What do you want?" the
android asked the three girls. "DRESS UP!" Bra and Pan
squealed. Marron grinned. 17 sweatdropped. "You want me
to...."
A few minutes later.....Android #17 had on a huge bib, a little
baby bonnet, and a huge towel that was supposed to be a diaper. A
pacifyer was taped to his mouth. "MPPPPFFFF!!!" Bra,
Pan and Marron giggled. Trunks and Goten entered the room a few
minutes later with cameras. "MMffppp?? PPhhhffffttt!!
Mmmmfftttsssppttt!! Aggfffttttt!" the android 'said'. The
two demi-sayjians laughed, 17 looked almost as bad as Piccolo did
when Bra and Pan dressed him up. FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! The cameras
clicked. "MMMBBBFFFTTTT!!!" 17 struggled with his
hands, which Pan held back with her killer grip.
The 'baby' android was brought downstairs, where he was forced to
eat babyfood...worm favored babyfood...17 was on his 5th
mouthfull when the door opened. Trunks, Goten, Bra, and Pan flew
outta there before Bulma and the others came in. Marron, who
wasn't used to causing mischief, was left holding the spoon full
of food. "I bet you that they have done something to
Seventeen....I--" Bulma stared at Marron and 17.
"Mbbbffftttt!!" 17 tried to say. "Oh my
god...Seventeen?" 18's surprise turned to laughter faster
than you could say 'baby'.
"MMPPPHHHH!!" the pacifyer popped out of the android's
mouth. "I'm never babysitting those ^&#@*$! brats again!
Never! HAHAHA! NEVER! You cannot make meeeee!!!"
"Seventeen, calm down....take a deep breath...that's
it.." Bulma instructed the android. 17 crackled insanely,
"Never again! Evil monsters!" "Marron, how could
you?" Krillin stared at her daughter, who was still holding
the spoon. "I uh.....THEY MADE ME DO IT!" the blonde
cried. "Trunks! Bra! Get down here now so I can tell you to
go to bed." Bulma called. "Goten!"
"Pan!" Gohan called to his daughter and brother.
The four demi-sayjians came downstairs. "Grounded for a week
right?" Trunks asked his mother. Bulma sighed, "Two
weeks! And no video games!" "Bummer." Trunks flew
back upstairs. Bra followed him. "Extra studying, no going
outside, no training with Gohan or Trunks, yeah yeah, I
know." Goten followed Chi Chi and Goku outside. Pan stared
at Gohan with the HUGEST eyes in the history of cuteness. Gohan
handed the part-sayjian to Videl, "You punish
her." he said. Videl handed her back, avoiding Pan's eyes,
"No, you do it." "You!"
"YOU!" "Oh forget it." grumbled Gohan setting
Pan on the ground.
Krillin and 18 glared at Marron. Marron glared back. "I'll
just ground myself for a week, ok? Ok." Marron exited the
house. Krillin blinked, "Ok. I wasn't gonna punish you...but
ok.." Android #17 had stopped screaming. Android #18 dragged
him out of the house and into a small trailer they had prepared
for him, then left with Krillin and Marron.
Bulma went to the bathroom. The door was locked.
"Ouch!" The doorknob was hot. She unlocked the door
with a key. There was a flamethrower aimed at the doorknob on the
otherside of the door. The doorknob was melted goo.
"TRUNNNKKKKSSSS!" She stomped upstairs.
"Eeepppp!" Bra dived under the covers. Trunks flew out
the window. Bulma climbed onto the roof, "YOU CAN'T STAY OUT
THERE ALL NIGHT!!!" Trunks hovered above a tree, then landed
in it. "Yes I can!" And he did. Poor Trunks.
© Kiriska