Night of the Babysitters
"You three be good!" Bulma warned as she, Vegeta,
and Gohan exited the house. 8 year old Trunks, 7 year old Goten,
and 4 year old Bra smile innocently at her. "I cannot
believe I get stuck babysitting while the others go out to
dinner!" Yajirobe complains. "Don't be sad, Yajirobe,
we'll be good!" Bra chirps. Trunks whispered something to
Goten, who grinned mischieveously. "Whatever, I'm gonna go
eat whatevers in the fridge and you guys can eat whatevers
left." Yajirobe huffs. "But..but I wanna have a grilled
cheese sandwich!" Bra whines. Trunks and Goten sneak
unnoticed away while Bra 'deals' with Yajirobe.
"Do you have it?" Goten asks his friend. "Yep, my
new Voice-Changer 4000 that my mom invented last month."
Trunks answered as he pulls it out from under his bed.
"Allllright! So Bra knows right?" Goten fiddles with
the buttons. "Yep, wanna sneak outside now and scare
Yajirobe now or wait til after dinner?" Trunks peeks out of
his bedroom door where Bra was smearing cheese all over their
large babysitter's shirt. "Now, I can't wait to check this
thing out." answers Goten excitedly.
Outside, Trunks places the Voice-Changer 4000 up to his mouth.
They had setted it to Vegeta's voice. "You incomputent fool!
You aren't making my daughter dinner!" he boomed into the
microphone. Yajirobe froze. "V-V-Vegeta-a?" he
whimpered, looking around for the source of the voice. "Yes,
who else would it be you fat baka! And if you are not a good
babysitter I'll personally make sure you never eat again! I'll be
watching!" Bra smiled, "Listen to my daddy!" Goten
and Trunks were rolling in the grass laughing.
Yajirobe started making a dinner...not a very good one at
that...Bra followed him around the kitchen smiling her face off.
Trunks and Goten sneaked back inside their room, "That was
so hilarious!" laughed Trunks, "Did you see the look on
his face?" Goten climbed on the bed, "Yeah, and Bra,
she was convincing!" he giggled. "What do ya wanna do
now?" Trunks's eyes sparkled, "Pranks" Goten
turned to his friend, "On who?" Trunks laughed,
"Who else, Yajirobe!" Bra poked her head in her
brother's room. "Hi! Dinner's ready! Can I hwelp you play
pranks on Yajirobe?" she asked innocently. Trunks grinned,
"Sure, why not. Go get my whoopee cushion." he ordered.
"You have a whoopee cushion? Aww, not fair, my mom never
lets me have anything." Goten complained.
Goten and Trunks sat on one end of the table; Yajirobe and Bra in
the other. Dinner was grilled cheese sandwiches on...old bread.
"Ewwwww, gross! This stuff is old!" Trunks picked up
his bread, wet, gooey cheese dripped onto his plate. "S'not
my fault! T-There wasn't any other b-bread.." Yajirobe
stammered. "Humph, I'm not eating this slop." Goten
declared pushing his plate away. "B-But you have to, i-it's
your din-n-ner.." Yajirobe said. "I'm not eating it,
'less you make somethin' else." Trunks snapped.
"F-Fine." Yajirobe went back into the kitchen. Bra
giggled, "Yajirobe has been acting wike that since 'daddy'
left." Trunks and Goten laughed, "You got the
whoopee?" asked Trunks. Bra smiled again and held it up,
"Yep." and placed it in Yajirobe's chair.
20 minutes later, Yajirobe came in with 'slightly' burnt
pepperoni pizza. He set the pizza on the table and sat down in
his chair. PPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Bra giggled. Trunks
and Goten burst out laughing. Yajirobe jumped out of his chair
and grabbed the whoopee cushion, "You brats! Argg!"
Trunks was laughing so hard he fell out of his chair. Yajirobe
glared, "I should've dropped you out the window when I had
the chance.." he mumbled (In DBZ, when Bulma, Yajirobe and
Baby Trunks were flying towards the place where Goku had taken 19
and 20, Yajirobe threatened to drop Baby Trunks out the window)
Bra took a big slice of pizza and stuffed it in her mouth,
smearing her face with red sauce. "Yummy!" she
declared.
A few minutes later, the pizza had disappeared between the
ravenous mouths of Trunks, Goten and Bra. Yajirobe watched them
and ate the gooey grilled cheese sandwiches. After dinner, Trunks
and Goten went outside and Bra followed Yajirobe around the
house. "Whadda ya wanna do now?" asked Goten as he
followed Trunks around the yard. "I dunno; does Yajirobe
know we can fuse?" he asked. Goten shook his head, "I
don't think so, why?" Trunks's eyes lit up again.
"Heheheheh, I have an idea." Goten grinned, Trunks's
ideas were never bad. "We can turn into Gotenks and tell
Yajirobe we're an evil sayjian here to destroy Earth!" Goten
laughed, then said, "But whatta 'bout Bra? She knows we can
fuse." Trunks shurgged, "I guess we can tell her."
and headed back in the house where Bra was watching Yajirobe
clean up.
A few minutes later, Goten and Trunks were outside again.
"Ready?" Trunks asks. "Yep." replied Goten.
"YAAAAAAA!!!" they screamed and became super-sayjians.
They stood ten feet apart and did their fusion dance, charging
into each other and becoming one. Gotenks stood, grinning and
walked towards the house. Should I blast the door? he thought,
Yeah why not, Vegeta does it all the time...Gotenks fired a small
ki blast and blew a hole in the door. Yajirobe jumped three feet
high, "I gave them dinner Vegeta! I-I I-...." he
trailed off when Gotenks walked in the door. Bra giggled.
"W-Who are y-you?" Yajirobe stammered as he stared at
Gotenks's long golden hair. "I am...Asetilk, a sayjian
warrior sent to destroy Earth." Gotenks crowed. "A
s-s-saaayjia-an? D-Destroy Earth..?" Yajirobe was terrifyed
now. "B-Bra, where's Trunks and Goten? I found them a
playmate!" Yajirobe hissed at Bra, who only giggled in
return. "Who are you?" boomed Gotenks, smirking at the
cowaring Yajirobe. "I-I-I'm Yaa-jirobe-e, and I can fi-ght
really well, j-just you s-see, I-I'll beat y-you to a
p-pulp." Gotenks laughed, "Oh really? It looks to me
like you're bluffing, fat fool." "I-I-I..."
Yajirobe fainted, Bra moved out of way or she would've been
squished.
Gotenks walked over to Yajirobe and Bra, laughing hysterically.
Bra smiled, "Whadda we do now, Trunks? Goten?"
"'Name's Gotenks. And I dunno, we can stay up til Vegeta and
Bulma come home, though." 26 minutes later, Gotenks defused.
Trunks, Goten, and Bra played Playstation 2, till 10:34, when
Yajirobe started to wake up. The chubby martial artist almost
screamed when he remembered what had happened, his first thought
was to make sure he was still alive. Then he remembered the kids,
"Bra? Trunks? Goten? D-Did you guys, b-beat the
s-sayjiann?" he shouted.
The front door opened, Bulma, Vegeta, Gohan, Goku, Chi Chi,
Krillin, Yamcha, Puar, Tien, Videl, Baby Pan, Dr.Brief, Bulma's
mom (WHAT IS HER NAME?), and Piccilo entered the house. Yajirobe
got up off the floor and stubbled to greet the large group.
"What happened to my backdoor?" Bulma shrieked.
"Where's my baby?!" Chi Chi screamed.
"Goten?" Gohan called. Goten, Trunks, and Bra peeked
over the stair rail; "Hi mommy." Bra waved at Bulma.
"Oh, GOTEN, MY BABY!" Chi Chi rushed up the stairs and
hugged Goten. "Mom..I...can't..breaaaaaatheee." Vegeta
glared at Yajirobe; "What the hell happened here you fat
fool?" he demanded.
"Anevilsupersayjiancameandsaidhewantedtotakeovertheworld--"
Vegeta stopped him; "So we can understand you!" he
shouted. Yajirobe started again; "A guy with yellow hair
came and broke down the door and said that he was a sayjian sent
to take over the Earth and,..and,..I-I-I.." "YOU
WHAT?" screamed Vegeta. "I-I-I-I f-fainted and just
woke up."
"What happened here Trunks?" asked Bulma asked her son.
"Um...we were playing in the backyard, then this guy showed
up and blasted the door, and made Mr.Yajirobe faint, and Bra went
to hide upstairs then me and Goten beat him up." "You
defeated him all by yourselves?" Goku wondered aloud.
"Yup!" Goten declared proudly. "What did this
sayjian look like, boy?" asked Vegeta suspiciously. "
He said his name was Asetilk. He was a s-super-sayjian with this
weird black and orange suit and.." Yajirobe went on to
discribe the 'mysterious' sayjian, while Trunks and Goten
exchanged worried looks.
Vegeta listened carefully to Yajirobe, getting angrier by the
second. "That was Gotenks you fool!!!" Vegeta screamed
in his face. "What?" Bulma and Chi Chi stared at thier
sons. "Who's Gotenks?" asked Yajirobe confused.
"It's those brat's fusion form!" spit Vegeta. Trunks
and Goten looked at each other; "Busted!" they groaned
in unison. "You are in big trouble mister!" Bulma and
Chi Chi shrieked at their sons. "Go to your room, Trunks!
You dragged Bra into this didn't you? You're setting a bad
example.." Bulma lectured him as he marched up the stairs
waving goodbye to Goten as he was ushered away by Chi Chi.
"I'm going to kill that brat!" stormed Vegeta.
"Uh..I'd better go now.." Krillian rushed and exited
the house. "Yeah, me two, guys, 'had a good time, see ya
tomorrow." said Yamcha as he ran after Krillian, Puar right
behind him. Gohan left with Videl and Baby Pan. Dr.Brief and
Bulma's mother left to the 'other' Capsule Corp. house. Goku
looked at Vegeta who was cursing at how Bulma would have to fix
the door and not have time to fix the gravity room. Sighing Goku
left. Crime never pays, he thinks. But he was wrong...grounded
for a week. Trunks spends his time making prank calls in his
room. And Goten sneaks out while Chi Chi is busy.
© Kiriska