Chatroom Identity Crisis



*Heero01 has joined*
<Kari222> Hiya
<Ash_8> Hello
<Heero01> Hey! I'm Ash!
<Sora> Then why's ur name Heero?
<Kari222> Yeah, why r u Heero if ur Ash?
<Heero01> Becuz I'm a fan of Gundam Wing
<Ash_8> Then your really Ash from Pokemon?
<Heero01> Yeah
<Kagato2> Cool.
<Sora> Weird.
*TrunksX94 has joined*
<TrunksX94> Hi guys
<Kagato2> !!! I'm Trunks!!!
<TrunksX94> Huh? Hey...I'm Heero!!
<Sora> What?
<Kagato2> I'm Trunks!
<TrunksX94> Then y r u Kagato?
<Heero01> Well if ur Heero then y r u Trunks?
<Kari222> This is confusing...
<Sora> No kidding.
<Kagato2> Well I am Trunks, I'm only a fan of Kagato
<TrunksX94> Hn, I'm only a fan of Trunks
<Kagato2> I'm famous!
<Heero01> And I'm Ash.
<Ash_8> No I'm Ash
<Kari222> Shut up, ur just gonna make this even more confusing
<Sora> Yeah
*Ash_8 has left*
*The_Invincible_Goku has joined*
<Kagato2> Goku isn't invincible...
<The_Invincible_Goku> YES HE IS!
<TrunksX94> No he isn't, he died on several occasions
<The_Invincible_Goku> No! No one contridicts the Great Washu!
<Ash_8> I thought you were Goku
<Kari222> Not again...am I the only one who's really who they say they are?
*Kari has joined*
<Kari222> !!!
<Sora> Here we go again....
<Heero01> This sucks...
<Kari> Hiya
<The_Invincible_Goku> I'm Washu...and so which Kari is Kari?
<Kari222> Me!
<Kari> Me!
<TrunksX94> *blinks*
*Pikachu_Rulz has joined*
<Sora> Oh no! Not more ppl!
<Pikachu_Rulz> I. Am. PIKACHU!
<Heero01> No yer not Pikachu, if you were Pikachu then you wouldn't be able to type
<Pikachu_Rulz> .........
<Kari222> *blink blink* So he's not Pikachu right...?
<Kagato2> No
<Kari> Good....Pikachu is creepy
<Heero01> And what do u ppl hav against Pikachu?
<TrunksX94> Do you want a list?
<The_Invincible_Goku> Processing list....
*File 'Why_I_Hate_Pikachu.txt' sent to user Heero01 from The_Invincible_Goku*
<Sora> Pikachu is evil
<Heero01> *reading*
*Pikachu_Rulz has left*
<Heero01> *muttering* Who'd have thought you guys could think of 4,519 ways to hate Pikachu...
<The_Invincible_Goku> *blink* Only 4,519? Oh wait...I forgot page two...
<TrunksX94> *laughs*
<Kari222> Woah....TrunksX94 is Heero right? So that means Heero just laughed???
<Kagato2> That's scary
<TrunksX94> Don't tell anyone ok?
<The_Invincible_Goku> Call the press! Call the press! Heero Yuy laughed!!!
<TrunksX94> *sweatdrop*
<Heero01> Eep! Heero sweatdropped!
<Sora> Since when did Ash say 'Eep'?
<Heero01> Uh....
*Kari has left*
<Kari222> Ha! I toldja I was the real Kari! I win the war!
<The_Invincible_Goku> We never said you weren't
<Kari222> .....
<Kagato2> How 'bout we just all go to our real names, alright?
<The_Invincible_Goku> Ok
*The_Invincible_Goku is now know as Ryoko*
*Sora is now know as Misty*
*Heero01 is now know as Quatre*
*TrunksX94 is now know as Tai*
*Kari222 is now know as Pan*
*Kagato2 is now know as Kiriska*
<Ryoko> What the....??
<Misty> I thought I was the only one who lied!
<Tai> Me too!
<Pan> Hahahaha! I tricked you all!
<Quatre> Who's Kiriska?
<Kiriska> Hahahahahahaha! I had you ALL fooled!
<Pan> *blink* What do you mean?
<Tai> Yeah, what do you mean? Who are you? And Pan, u never had me tricked cuz Kari isn't home
<Pan> >=P
<Kiriska> I tricked you all! I am the author!
<Ryoko> Author of what? This is a chatroom!
<Misty> Yeah!
<Kiriska> Uh...welll...um...oh nevermind!
*Kiriska has left*
<Tai> So is everyone really in their real names?
<Ryoko> No.
<Misty> No.
<Pan> 'Course not.
<Quatre> Nope.
<Tai> I didn't think so.
<Misty> So are we gonna get this straight once and for all?
<Ryoko> Yeah, everyone change to their real names. No tricks this time, agreed?
<Quatre> Ok.
<Pan> Fine.
*Ryoko is now known as Ayeka*
*Misty is now known as Jessie*
*Quatre is now known as Trieze*
*Tai is now known as Myotismon*
*Pan is now know as Frieza*
<Ayeka> ......
<Jessie> Isn't Trieza dead?
<Trieze> But so is Frieza
<Frieza> And Myotismon
<Myotismon> We're all lying again aren't we?
<Ayeka> Yeah
<Jessie> Duh
<Trieze> We're never gonna get this straight
<Frieza> Nope.
<Jessie> Well, g2g, I need to go meet the others downown
*Jessie has left*
<Ayeka> Others? What others? Meowth and James are not others...
<Trieze> She's not Jessie remember?
<Myotismon> Oh yeah...well I need to go steal Pikachu...see ya'll later
*Myotismon has left*
<Ayeka> That was...???
<Frieza> This is weird...
<Trieze> *yawn* Yeah, well, I need to go fix my demensional time traveler again, later guys
*Trieze has left*
<Ayeka> !!!
<Frieza> Well, we're all liers...
<Ayeka> Yeah, I guess....I need to go help mom...bubye~
*Ayeka has left*
<Frieza> Hmmm...just me left...guess who I am?

Can you guess?

By the way, ya never wouldda guessed wouldja? By the way, Kari and Ash_08 were just innocent chat goers...or were they?

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