Episode 4: Giant Piggies and Such



Announcer: PREVIOUSLY...on CRIES OF BOREDOM!!! Tacos continued to pile in from all sides, they grew big, and took over the entire world...Heero shot Ken-Ohki making Ryo-Ohki furious. Ryo-Ohki killed Heero, then rampaged on to kill more people. Finally, a Giant Taco Man smashed the cabbit ship down into the waves of Tacos...Most of the people are dead and rotting, the ones left....are singing parodys of songs...will things ever be normal again?!?!?!?!?!?!? Find out....on today's CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!


Tenchi: *dressed as hippie* *strummin' a guitar*
Washu: *also dressed as hippie* *pattin' some bongos*
Ryoko: In da jungle...the mighty jungle...the TACOS feast tonight...in da jungle..the mighty jungle..the TACOS go to space...
Chibi Tiyan: Ryoko...will you...please...stop singing?
Chihuahua: No...quiero....TACO...Bell....
Hotaru: Please..not the "T" word....
Kiriska: We're doomed...doomed...doomed...doomed...doomed...just doomed...
Magikarp: Tacos...everywhere....ta-cos....
Yamato: What's that?
Chibi Sikeeh: *looks up* What?
*A small rubber piggie had appeared on a mound of Tacos*
Gatomon: It's...not a Taco...
*Another piggie appears*
*And other*
*Piggies start popping out from no where*
Mayakashi: What's up now!?
*Piggies appear very fast now*
*10 pigs a second*
Ryoko: In the jungle...the mighty jungle...the PIGGIES have started to come...IN the jungle...the mighty jungle...the TACOS will be killed.....
*The piggies start to mutate into giant, slaughtering, radioactive, vampire PIGGIES!!*
Fique: Rrrrroooooorrrrrooorrrrrrrrrr...HHHHeeeeehhhTTTT!!!
blu: Noooo....the TACOS...the PIGGIES!!
*The piggies fly off, but more keep appearing*
*A very annoying bastard named Cameron appears out of no where*
Kiriska: AHHHH!! *puts a spear through Cameron* DIE!! *blows up dead carcess*
Chibi Sikeeh: I guess you don't like him...
*More piggies appear and leave*
*Headlines Change:
"Giant Vampire Piggies Appear Out of Nowhere"
"Piggies fight Tacos"
"Tacos Retreat!!"
"Saved by Pigs?"
"The Pig Speaks!"
"Tacos Being Eaten!"
"Tacos take over Mars"
"Piggies mutate!"
"Piggies join forces with Tacos!?!?!?"
"Piggies destroy Taco Base in Japan"
"Tacos Keep Coming"
"Piggies Reclaim the US"
"Piggies Save Europe"
"Tacos pushed to South America and Africa"
"Battle for Asia"
"Tacos Keep Asia"
*Ryoko disintigrates the newspaper*
Washu: Saved by pigs...even so...will we ever return home?
Kiriska: That depends on if we ever find out how this happened in the first place...
Chibi Tiyan: Where's the laptop?
Chibi Sikeeh: I dunno..
Fique:.SssssocaaaaaaaATTT ReeeDnnnnnnuuuUUUU dddeeeiiiiiUUBBB!!!
Mayakashi: Under the tacos probably
*Tacos stop coming*
*Piggies stop coming*
*Candy canes start coming*
*Tenchi sweatdrops*
*Anime characters start coming back to life...but they still look decomposed..*
Usagi: AHHH!! I'm so UGLY!!
Luna: -_-'''
Ayeka: TENCHI!!!
Miaka: AHHH!! I'm hideous!!
Tamahome: You were always ugly...
Yui: Hehehe
Miaka: TAMAHOME!!
Trunks: My hair looks like old spagettii...
Ken-Ohki: Mreooo...
Ryo-Ohki: MEEOOWWW!!! *glomps*
Zelda: *sobs* If only I still had hair...
Link: You look ugly anyway..
Ganondorf: Yup.
Quatre: I can feel my skull..
Duo: Everyone's a zombie!!
Chibi Tiyan: Joy..
Chichiri: Happy, happy, joy JOY! Happy happy JOY JOY! (no da!)
blu: EEEE!! Happy, happy joy, joy, happy happy, joy joy, happy happy HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY!!!!
Kiriska: Oh shut up.
Rowen: My hair is WHITE!! ARRRGGGGGGGG!!
Pikachu: Piiiiiii...kaaaaaaa...I HATE ASHHH!!
Ash: But Pikachu...
Pikachu: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BEEN DRAGGED THROUGH A HURRICANE!!
Ash: Maybe I was..
Pikachu: ...YOU SUCK ANYWAY!!!
Ash; *runs off to cry*
Misty: HEEHEEHEE!! ACK! My hair!
Heero: OMAE O KOROSUUUUU!!
Majin Buu: OMAE O TABERUUUUU!!
*Heero is turned into a waffle and eaten by Majin Buu*
Relena: AHHHH!!
Fique: TTTTiiiiiiiiiiiiGNIIIIIII ODDDDDD!!! ESUMMMMRRReeehhhhTTTTTOOONNNNNaaaaaAA!!
Mayakashi: I hate this..
Kiyone: I just wanna go home and be all NORMALLLLLL!!!
Artemis: I look like a furless ....thing.....
Dorothy: My eyebrows are ugly..
Everyone: THEY WERE ALWAYS UGLY!!!
Dorothy: *runs off screaming*
Vegeta: SEND ME HOME OR I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!
Ryoko: Oh shut up...
Vegeta: *fumes*
*Ryoko and Vegeta go off to have a big arguement and fight*
*Fique is jumping up and down causing an Earthquake*
Fique: TTTiiiiiiiiiiiiGNIIIIIII ODDDDDD!!! ESUMMMMRRReeehhhh TTTTTOONNNNNaaaaaAA!! TTTTiiiiiiiiiiiiGNIIIIIII ODDDD!!! ESUMMMMRRReeehhhhTTTTTONNaaaaaAA!! TTTTTiiiiiiiiiiiiGNIIIIIII ODDDDDD!!! ESUMMMRReeehhhTTTT OOONNNaaaaaAA!!
Sasami: What are you tryin' ta say?!?!
Li: Stupid monster...thing....
*A Giant Piggie flys from sky*
Piggie: MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!!
*The giant piggie grabs Duo and eats him*
Duo: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!
Heero: Heeheehee.
Trowa: ///_-''
Wufei: Bye Maxwell!!!
*The giant piggie eats all Gundam characters*
Gundam Characters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Vegeta is blasted into giant piggie's mouth and eaten as well*
Trunks: Bubye DAD!!
Bulma: NOOOOOOOO!!
Yui: TACOS!
*Jigglypuff puffs up REALLY big and eats giant piggie*
Everyone: !!!!!!!
*Kirby sucks up Jigglypuff*
*Jigglypuff is spit out*
*The two giant pink things glare at each other*
Kirby: TACOS!!
Jigglypuff: PIGGIES!!
*Kirby and Jigglypuff rush at each other*
Ryoko: Popcorn!!
Ken-Ohki + Ryo-Ohki: ME-OW!!
*Jigglypuff sings*
Ayeka: ZzzzZzzzZzzz
Dr. Tomae: ZzzzZzzzZzzz
Professor G: ZzzzZzzZzzzZzz
Trieze: Tacos...ZzzzZzzZzzZzz
Kuwagamon: ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz
Sora: ZzzzZzzzzZzzzZzzzz
blu: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzzZz
Fique: zzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzZ
Kiriska: ZzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzz
Sabrina: ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz
Chihuahua: ZzzzzzZzzzzzZzzz
Kirby: Noooo.......ZzzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzz
*Everyone for miles is asleep*
*A giant mircophone appears out of no where*
*Jigglypuff grabs the mircophone*
Jigglypuff: *sings* Laaalaalaaajigggggalllleeeeeee...pufff....
*Jigglypuff's voice is projected worldwide*
Tacos: ZzzzzzZzzzzzZzzz
Piggies: ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzz
*The planet is asleep*
Jigglypuff: Jiggly.........PUFFPUFF!! BASTARDS! SLEEP THROUGH MY SONG WILL YOU!! *takes out...THE MARKER!!!*
*Jigglypuff goes around scibbling faces on everyone..*

**One Week Later**

Jigglypuff: *pant* *pant* Damn...soooo many TACOS....running out of face ideas...ow...marker dry....tired....*collapses*
*The world...is silent*
Piggie1: *wakes up* MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!
Piggie2: *wakes up* MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!
Piggie3: *wakes up* MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!
Piggie4: *wakes up* MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!
Piggie5: *wakes up* MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!
*Piggies everywhere wake up and say: MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!*
Kiriska: *wakes up* .................I HATE YOU!!!!
Fique: Ssssiiiiihhhtttttt GNIIIIIIoooDDDSS'oooooHHHHWWOOONKK! LLLITSSI!
Ryo-Ohki: Mrew?
Fique: NaaaaaHHHHcccc-OOOYYRRRR, TTAAAZZZZZTTTTAAHHWWW???
Ryo-Ohki: Me-meow, meow!! Mrew!
Fique: EEEeeemmmmDnatttttsssssreDDDDnnuuuuu. NNNaaaaaCCC UOY!??!
Ryo-Ohki: MEOW!!
Fique: OOGGaaaaaa RaaaeeyyyyaaatttahttttttttyyyyAAAASSSUOY!! Ttttt'NDI DDYHhhhhW!!?!?!?!?
Ryo-Ohki: Meewww....
Fique: Gnnihteeemoss ROOOHEEEEEKiiiiiSSSS LLLeeeeettttttt, REVEEEttttttt ahhhhww!!
Ryo-Ohki: Meww!! *goes up to Sikeeh* MEOW!
Chibi Sikeeh: Whazzat Ryo-chan?
Kiriska: Eh?
Ryo-Ohki: ME-MEOW, MREW, MROOOOWWWW!!
Chibi Tiyan: YOU CAN UNDERSTAND FIQUE!!??!?!?!
Ryo-Ohki: Mew.
Washu: Interesting...
*Piggies fly overhead*
Kiriska: WHATS HE SAYING?!?!?!
*Piggies start bombing with pig dooky*
Mayakashi: AHHHHH!! Take cover!!!
Chibi Tiyan: Ryo-OHKI!!
*Everyone takes cover, but there's no where to go*
Ryo-Ohki: ME-MEOW, MREW MEW MEW MEW MROEW!!! MEOW!
*Piggies are loud, Ryo-Ohki is not heard*
Piggies: MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!!!
Ryoko: Ryo-Ohki!!!
Fique: Ssssiiiiihhhtttttt GNIIIIoooooDDDDSS'ooooooo HHHWWWWOOOKKK! LLLITSSSI!
Kiriska: Ryo-Ohki!! What the hell's he saying?!?!?!
Chichiri: Ewww!! Dooky!! NO DA!!!
Ryo-Ohki: ME-MEOW, MREW MEW MEW MEW MROEW!!! MEOW!!!
*Piggies drop from sky, lower*
Chibi Sikeeh: Another muse is doing this?!?!
Fique: SSEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Ryo-Ohki: MEOOOOWWWW!!!
Mayakashi: WHAT?!?!?! A muse?! And he kept this up this long?!?!
Kiriska: GODDAMNIT!! This muse is asking for some serious muse abuse!!
*Piggies suddenly halt and vanish*
Kiriska: Alright then, Muse, you had SO better stop this now that we know what you are.
Voice: Awwww...do I hafta?
blu: I like cheese.
Everyone: WE KNOW!
blu: Uh-huh. But dija know that Apple Jacks DON'T taste like apples?!
Washu: Really?
Chibi Sikeeh: Uh-huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh...
blu: Yeah. Though they might get that changed.
Voice: *ahem* HelllooooOOOO!??!
Kiriska: KILL THE MUSE!!
Voice: EEE!!
blu: Okey dokey!
Ryoko: YAAAAAYYYYY!!
Ayeka: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Chibi Tiyan: Aren't you dead?
Duo: Uh....
Chichiri: .........no da?
Voice: ...............
Kiriska: -_-''''''''''''''
*Assorted weapons and energy beam stuff fly into the sky*
*BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!*
Voice: NooooOOOOOO!! I...AM....The....TACO MAN!!!
Fique: You suck!!
Chibi Tiyan: Hey! We can understand you!
Fique: Coo'
*Fique begins to demutate*
*Muse decends from sky*
Mayakashi: YOU SUCK!!
Muse: I did better than you.
Mayakashi: GGGGRRRRRR....
blu: What about him?
GIR: I'm gonna sing da DOOM SONG NOW!!! Doom doom, de-doom, doom, de-doom, doom, DOOM....
ZIM: AHHH!! HIDEOUS HUMANS..!!!!
blu: Where'd chu guys come from?
GIR: I DON'T..know....
ZIM: Uh...DO NOT INTEROGATE ME HUMAN!!
Kiyone: Can we go HOME now!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Please?
blu: I can't. It was destroyed by tacos. And I'm missin' m' TV shows!
GIR: Awwww, don't be sad, I hava taco.
Kiriska: *traps Muse in a jar* MAKE THINGS NORMAL!!
Muse: Alright, alright, SEESH!
*Everything is normal*
blu: Define normal...
Chibi Sikeeh: .....................Make things as they were before Fique started mutating.
*Everything is as it was...BEFORE*
*All characters returned to rightful dimensions and such*
blu: *blink* So... that past year just never happened?
Chibi Fique: Yes.
blu: So I never got to surf down a river of tacos??
Chibi Fique: Yes.
blu: Awww...
*blu disappears and is back at home*
Muse: LEMME OUT!! *bangs on jar*
Kiriska: No.
Mayakashi: Heeheehee
Chibi Sikeeh: Tacos.....
Chibi Fique: PIGGIES!
Chibi Tiyan: SHUT UP!

THE END!

Announcer: Uh-huuuhh..*hit with a book* Oh! Oh! Um, so everything is "normal" again on Earth...everyone was returned home safely...and um, yeah. *hic* Tacos...*hic*

Kiriska: -_-'''
Muse: You all suck
Mayakashi: I knew I wasn't da only muse.
Chibi Sikeeh: All of you muses suck, Kiriska.
Kiriska: Wah.
Muse: PBBBTTTTTT!! Are u gonna lemme out of ths jar? My name's Akutareru, by the way.
Chibi Sikeeh: No one cares, "Mischief"
blu: Tacos!
Kiriska: What are you doing here?
blu: TAQUITOS!!
*blu vanishes*
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*blu reappears*
Kiriska: ARG! THE END! THE END! OVER!! STOP THE TAPE!!



*BLACK*



blu's voice: Tacos...
*sound of flying frying pan*
*crash*

© Kiriska