Episode 3: I Hate Tacos


Announcer: LAST time....on CRIES OF BOREDOM!! Kiriska and the Chibis attempted another senseless-fic, but somethine went wrong...Chibi Fique started mutating and growing...the laptop had been affected with a virus...anime characters were popping up everywhere, without the power of the laptop. Then tacos appeared out of no where continuously. There were tacos filling up the neighborhood...how long before the city is filled? The region? The state? The country!? The continent?! The planet!? The solar system!?!?!? THE GALAXY!?!? Will these assorted anime characters ever get back to their various worlds!? Find out! On todays' CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!


*Tacos are all over the streets, flooding houses, blocking roads*
Chibi Sikeeh: The house is gonna go down really soon!!
Kiriska: This is insane!
Ziosyte: ARRRRGGGGGGG!!!
Malachite: *attempts to blow up tacos*
*Many of the anime characters are attempting to rid of the tacos, with very little success*
Ayzaka + Kamadake: Why are these things always happening?!
*Heero is still firing aimlessly*
*Ken-Ohki is shot*
Ryo-Ohki: MROWWWWW!!!
*Ryo-Ohki jumps onto Heero*
Heero: What the--?
*Ryo-Ohki transforms into the cabbit space ship*
*Heero is speared by one of Ryo-Ohki's spikey spike...things*
Duo: @_@ But Heero's INVISABLE!! I mean...Invinsiable? Whazzat word? INVINSABLE! Oh well...guess not...
*Ryo-Ohki is on the rampage*
Ryoko, Washu, Sasami: Ryo-OHKI!!!
Fique: TIBBBBBBB..ACCCC!!!!! DippppUUtssssssss!!
*People attempting to escape wrath of the cabbit*
*Zapdos is blown up by Ryo-Ohki*
*Ryo-Ohki blows up the house, tacos stream freely*
Chibi Tiyan: THE INSANITY!!!!
*Ryo-Ohki is angry*
*Ryo-Ohki is blasting everything*
*Tacos keep coming*
*The whole frikkin' region is FILLED*
*Peoples are neck deep in tacos, fresh yummy tacos!*
*Snorlax is blown up by angry Vegeta*
*blu (remember her?) is surfing down the street on the taco waves*
blu: I shouldda known....WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!??!
Kiriska: You're late..."What the Hell is going on" was the last chapter...And I ain't doing dis!!
Ryo-Ohki: MEEEEEERRRRROOOWW!!!!!
blu: Then who is!?
Kiriska: DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW!??!?!?!?!
*Ryo-Ohki has leveled the whole neighborhood and dead anime characters are being stepped on and buried in tacos*
Sakura: *pokes at dead body of Heero*
Heero: *sits up* I LIVE!!!!
Duo: YEAH!!
*Tacos start to get bigger and bigger...they're the size of a computer now..*
*Fique looks kinda like that mutated Brolli from that DBZ Movie (forgot number)*
*Tacos get eyes*
*And a mouth*
*THE TACOS ARE ALIVE!!*
Taco1: Taco Taco Taco Taco!!!
Taco2: TAAAAAAAAQQUITOOOO!!
Taco3: Taco Taco Taco Taquito TACCOO!
*Tacos keep growing*
*Since tacos are so big, they are now filling up the entire state of TEXAS (thats big)*
*Tacos keep chanting "Taco" and "Taquito"*
*A little chihuahua appears. It has big ears and funny eyes*
blu: MADNESSSSSS!!!
Chihuahua: No quiero Taco Bell...
Tacos: TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO! TA-CO!
Kiriska: ARRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!
*Ryo-Ohki is slaughting anime characters*
*Ryo-Ohki is frying Tacos*
*Tacos form into a giant humaniod shape and grab Ryo-Ohki, the cabbit ship*
Ryo-Ohki: MEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWW!!
Brock: *opens eyes* TACOS!!
Vulpix: VULLLLLLLL--aww hell, I hate this stupid vocabulary thing...CHEESE!!!
Chihuahua: Chi-Chi-Chi-CHIA!!
*All remaining anime characters start acting weird*
Ryoko: I HATE YOU TENCHI!!!
Relena: I HATE YOU HEERO!!!
Heero + Tenchi: NooooooOOOOooooOO!!
Fique: SSSSSSSSSSeeeennnnnnnnnnn....DDDDAAAAAM!!! EeeehT!!
*All over the country, Giant Tacos in the Form on humaniod things...are rampaging and chanting*
*Newpaper Headlines read:
"FUNimation HQ is buried in Tacos"
"Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, Florida is eatten by Giant Taco Man"
"Tacos drink the Great Lakes dry"
"The TACO INVASION"
"Tacos fill up Grand Canyon*
"Tacos absorb all water from Niagra Falls"
"Tacos rapidly crossing borders over to Canada and Mexico"
"Flying Tacos zoom over and bomb Hawaii with lettuce and cheese"
"Where DOES it END!?!?"
*Cabbit Ship Ryo-Ohki lies in ruins buried under tons of tacos*
Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIKA!! Pi-damn, Vulpix is right, I hate this. LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS!!
Seiji: I wanna be a princessssss!!
Kayrua: Shut the fuck up!!
Miaka: I wanna go homeeee!!
Yui: *beats Miaka with a giant spork*
Mayakashi: WHO'S DOING THISSSSS!?!?!?



***ONE YEAR LATER***



*Leader of giant Taco Army declare itself Leader of the Planet Earth*
Seiji: I STILL WANNA BE'A PRINCESSS!!
*Fique looks....bad...just...bad...*
Ryoko: *dressed like a hippe* *sings* But in the ENNNDDD it doesn't even matter...the TA-COS rule....the whole wide woorrlld...cuz in the END it doesn't even fuckin' matter!!!! We had to DIE! And lost it all....to the TACOS...it doesn't even matter......
Tenchi: *strummin' on a guitar*
Piccolo: WAZZZUP, my homies?!?!
Misty: *cries* If only I had a SPORK!!
Washu: *whispers* I see dead people...
Trowa: That's cuz they're littered everywhere rotting...
Zombie Heero: The Madnesssss...
Fique: TIIIIIIIIINNNN-MADDDDD!!!! tttiiiiiiiGniiiiiOOGGG!! OHHHWwwwoooonnnKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!
Kiriska: x_x
blu: x_x
Chibi Tiyan + Sikeeh: x_x
Chihuahua: The TACOS......the .....Ta....c......O...s........
*Tacos invent TacoShips and begin invading other planets*
*New tacos keep appearing out of no where near Kiriska's house*
Ryoko: *still singin* It starts...with...one Taco...I dun know why...it doesn't even mattah how hard ya try...keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time...all, I knooooooww...Tacos really stink...watch them take over as the pendulum swings...what them fly by to the end of the day...Tacos drain life away...so unreal...didn't look out below...let the tacos push'ya right out da window....tryin' ta hold on, didn't even know we wasted it all just to lose to TA-COOOOOOOOO....We tried so hard...and got so far...but in the end...


**To be Continued**

Announcer: After one year, Tacos have taken over the entire planet and are proceeding to take over the galaxy...most of the anime characters have been slaugtered by Ryo-Ohki, or sufficated by the tacos....the one's that are left...are somewhat insane and without hope...who's causing this? Why are they causing this? Will it ever end? Why is Fique still transforming? Is his transformation complete? Why aren't the other chibis affected? Find out...next time...on CRIES OF BOREDOOOMMM!!!

Kiriska: Nice ta have ya back, Announcer dude.

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