Episode 2: What the HELL is going on?!



Announcer: Last time, on CRIES OF BOREDOM, Kiriska was attempting to have a fic on nonesense when all goes wrong! And her muse, Mayakashi shows up and introduces himself for the first time! How will this second attempt for a nonsense-fic go? Will Mayakashi screw it up again?! Or someone else!? Find out! On today's CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!



Kiriska: Where'd Mayakashi go?
Chibi Tiyan: Dunno.
Chibi Sikeeh: Is this good or bad?
Kiriska: That depends on if he wants to screw with a wannabe fic again.
Chibi Fique: *types*
Chibi Tiyan: Looks like we're starting another one....
*Chibi Chichiri appears out of no where*
Chibi Chichiri: Ahh! Where am I, no da!?!?!?
Chibi Tiyan: You are now offically part of this work of boredom.
Chibi Chichiri: .....no da?
*1200 cats appear out of no where*
Kiriska: Um...Fique,...what was that for..?
Cat1: Meow...
Cat2: Mew?
Cat3: Mrewww?
Cat4: Mrowww!!!
Chibi Chichiri: Whats going on, no da?
Kiriska: Fique...?
Chibi Fique: GnoRwWW SgNihteomS....HhhhhhA!AAHHHA...*drool*
Chibi Sikeeh: .......Fique...?
*Tamahome appears out of no where*
Tamahome: Um....
*Link appears out of no where*
Link: .............
*The cats vanish*
*Tamahome vanishes*
Chibi Chichiri: WHATS GOING ON, NO DA!?!?!?!
Chibi Sikeeh: Fique! What are you doing?!?!?
Chibi Fique: PppplllEh...
*Chibi Fique's hair grows longer and spiker, his eyes glow red and his fingertips become dagger like*
Chibi Tiyan: Fique.....?
Link: ............ *unsleaths sword*
Kiriska: *grabs laptop* *types*
*Link and Chibi Chichiri disappear*
*Fique continues his weird transformation...thing*
*Kiriska scans list of executed commands on computer: *

>Bring Chibi Chichiri to world
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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>
01010010010110000100010101010010101011...
01101000 Error ^ Command...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx000101010000001010010100...
Ssjajkdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*******ChbChbChbChb Virus11111111111111> @>########...
Deleting...Deleting...Deleting...Deleting....^^^^^^----- ChhhbChbChbChb ChbChbbChbChb77777777..

System Error...Error...8 8888.. 001010011101010110001110010101010100010101010
SyheRsam KisarkjSjjjjjjj SikkFFFFFuuubuuuu TrUUUUUUjjhKsssssssFiQQQQQu467e^^^^^

>Beep<

......

*The laptop crashes*
Kiriska: ^&#@%$^!!
Chibi Sikeeh: Whats up wit da laptop????
Chibi Tiyan: Hell, it crashed?? Waazup wit that?
Chibi Fique: TuOOOOOOOOoooo tiERugiF!
Kiriska: Here's my theory....some damn virus infected the systems and screwed with Fique's permante files...
Chibi Sikeeh: Shit! What the hell are we gonna do then?
Chibi Fique: SaKaaaaabbbb!!!
*Chibi Fique is unchibifyed*
Chibi Sikeeh: @_@
Chibi Tiyan: @_@
Kiriska: @_@
Chibi Fique: Hey kool!!! LaaaamRon GnihhhtemoS DiAssss!! IYehhh!
Chibi Tiyan: He can't talk right...
Kiriska: .......Ug, Where the hell's Mayakashi? S'this his fault too?
*Mayakashi appears outta no where*
Mayakashi: Don't you go blamin' dis on me! S'not my fault dis time!!
Chibi Sikeeh: ..........
*Fique's hair grows longer, drools more, more fangs*
Chibi Tiyan: Gross...
Kiriska: Ok, does, annnnnnyone know how to rid us of a virus before Fique is totally corrupted...
Fique: DDiputssssmI! YasssssuoYYYdnA! NOEmoochoO!
Mayakashi: What the hell you be trying to say, boy!?
Fique: ESUMMMmmmmmmyoB nnnnillAc uOooooOy OhhHhhhWw!?!?!
*Mayakashi disappears*
Kiriska: WTF? The laptops offff!
*Tamahome appears*
*Miaka appears*
*Rowen appears*
*Chibi Chichiri appears*
Chibi Chichiri: I'm back, no DAAA?!?!?!
*Zelda appears*
*Haruka appears*
*Pikachu appears*
Zelda: AHHHHHH!!
*Dr.Tomae appears*
*Usagi appears*
Usagi: KAWAII! Pikachu!
Zelda: *sweatdrop*
Chibi Sikeeh: What the hell is going on here, no daaa?!!?
Chibi Chichiri: Copycat, no DA!!!
*A coconut appears*
*A taco appears*
*Another taco appears*
*And another*
*Tacos continue to pop out of no where*
Kiriska: ARG!! *turns on laptop again*
*Chibi Tiyan and Sikeeh attempt to figure out whats wrong with the machine*
*Tacos fill the room*
Pikachu: Pi-KAAA!!
Rowen: This is rather uncomfortable
Link: ...........-_-''''
*Fique is now a horrid looking, blue-haired monster*
Fique: YlgGGUU YE Ma! NAAMM!!!
*A loud noise is heard outside*
*A HUGE swarm of beedrill are buzzing around the neighborhood*
*The tacos begin piling out the window*
*A scyther crashes through the window*
*The whole front lawn is covered with tacos*
Kiriska: What the fuck is going on here!??!
Chibi Tiyan: I don't know!!
*Mayakashi appears*
Chibi Sikeeh: Maya! You're not doing this again are you?!
Mayakashi: HELL NO!
Chibi Tiyan: *mutters* Hard to believe that when your name means "fake"
Kiriska: You'll just shut up! Can you find anything wrong with the computer!?
Fique: DippUTTTTTTSS! OSSISIH!!! TTTTTTTT!!
*Hundred of anime characters from animes Kiriska hasn't even seen start pouring in from no where*
*Tacos are oozing into the streets, a car is stuck in a pile of them*
Miaka: AHHHH!!
*Miaka is pushed out the window by tacos*
*Haruka is also pushed out*
*The floor collapses from weight of tacos*
*Tacos keep coming*
Tetsuno: How the hell did I end up here!?!?
Zelda: My god you're ugly....(to Tetsuno)
Mayakashi: ARRRGGGG!!
*Seiji falls on top of the muse*
*Its raining anime characters*
Bulbasaur: BULBA!!
Veemon: I'm so confused...
Vash: ^#@&!!
Usagi: *whimpers*
Gatomon: CURSE THE TACOS!!
Taichi: -_-''''''''
Chibi Chichiri: This is insane, no da...
Duo: TACOS!!
Ayeka: AH! This is no way to treat a princess!!!
Ryo-Ohki: MEOW!!
Hotaru: Why are there tacos everywhere?
Knuckles: WTF!?
Kayrua: ACK! ^#*@!!
Zechs: Destroy the tacos...
Chibi Sikeeh: When will it end!?
*Tacos have flooded the neighborhood*
*Fique...you can't even tell it's him anymore*
Fique: SSSSIHT! Giiiiiinod!!! Sssss'OHHHHHHHHWwwoooo OOOO!!NKKKKKK!! IIIIII!
Tamahome: Am I getting paid for this!?
Washu: AHHH! What kind of crazy dimension is this!?
Omi Tsukiyono: ............
Tsukushi Makino: What's going on!?
*The walls break down from pressure of tacos and anime characters*
Kiriska: When I get my hands on the person who's doing this....
Mayakashi: I'm dizzy...tacos everywhere...
Chibi Tiyan: *buried under a few people* GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!
*Small explosion*
*Chibi Tiyan flies out from a pile of people, growling angrily*
Chibi Sikeeh: Oy...This house is goin' down...
Ryoko: I've had enough of this!
*Ryoko starts blasting stuff, tacos sizzle*
*Kayrua starts chopping the tacos with her swords*
*Gohan is disntagrating tacos*
*Wabaffuet is toasted by several blasts if energy*
*Heero is shooting wildly*
*Tamahome is shot on accident*
Miaka : *climbs back through window* Tama!!
Mayakashi: Hehehehe...
*Pikachu is shot accidentally...(or not)*
Pikachu: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *dies*
Everyone: ALRIGHT!! GO HEERO!!
*More wild shots*
*Anubis is accidenatlly shot*
*The Censor Fairy was shot....not like she was doin' much anyway*
*Babidi was shot*
Wufei: Goddamnit Yuy, stop firing!!
*Wufei is shot*
Quatre: Heero!!
*Quatre is shot*
Trowa: *runs for cover*
Majin Buu: BUUUUUUU!! I'm hungry!
*Majin Buu starts devouring tacos, but the tacos keep coming*
*Majin Buu explodes*
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHH!! I'm going to go insane!!!
*Ash is shot*
Misty: YES!!
Dr. Briefs: Interesting.....
*Ayeka is shot*
Sasami: Ayeka!!
Tenchi: ALRIGHT!!
Ryoko: WOOHOO!!
*Ayeka comes back to life*
Tenchi: Damn...
Ryoko: *fires at Ayeka*
*Ayeka is shot*
Tenchi: Heheheheheh
Sasami: ........
Kagato: TACOS!!
*Tacos continue to pour in.*
*The whole subdivision is taco-filled*

**TO BE CONTINUED**

Announcer: What the HELL is going on!? Whats with the Tacos!? Why are all these anime characters appearing!? Who's doing this!? What's wrong with Fique?! How much am I being paid for this again?! **is hit with a book** OW! Er..um..FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF.......CRIES OF BOREDOM!!

Kiriska: Damnit, we shouldda never fired that old announcer...
Chibi Tiyan: I hava headache...

**Suspense music**

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© Kiriska