Episode 1: What's a Muse?



**A nice spring day...at Kiriska's**

Kiriska: Hey guys!
Chibi Fique: Why are we doing this again?
Kiriska: 'Cuz I have nothing ta do!
Chibi Tiyan: You could be finishing your cliff-hanger stories that everyone is waiting for.
Chibi Sikeeh: Or starting a story that's actually worth reading..
Kiriska: Well I've got writer's block alright? And dragging anime characters into the real world helps!
Chibi Fique: We're doomed.
Kiriska: Alright then, you won't be in charge of the laptop.
Chibi Fique: Wait!
Kiriska: Here, you can be in charge. *hands laptop to Tiyan*
Chibi Sikeeh: Great the sun girl gets it.
Chibi Tiyan: Hey! How did you know where my name came from?
Chibi Fique: Oh, come on, we're not total idiots! "Taiyang" is Chinese for "sun"
Kiriska: Yep, and "Taiyang" didn't look right to I removed the first 'a' and the 'g', so it became "Tiyan"
Chibi Tiyan: Alright, alright, we're gonna bore readers if we keep on discussing my name! Who should we bring in first?
Chibi Sikeeh: Vegeta dressed as a ballerina!
Chibi Fique: Heero in an all pink outfit.
Kiriska: Metal Seadramon in a hula outfit!
Chibis: *blink*
Kiriska: What?
Chibi Tiyan: *types*
**Heero, Vegeta, and Metal Seadramon appear in their respective outfits**
Vegeta: ---ing Kakarott....WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?
Heero: *glances at his outfit* *turns to Kiriska* Omae o KOROSU!
Kiriska: I'd like to see you try.
Heero: *mumbles under breath*
Metal Seadramon: YOU WILL PAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
Chibis: *sweatdrop*
Vegeta: I demand you get me out of this riduculous outfit immediatly!
Heero: Hn!
Metal Seadramon: RIVER OF POWER!!
Kiriska: *BLOCKS! Metal Seadramon's attack and grabs the laptop*
**Metal Seadramon is the size of a kitten**
Chibi Sikeeh: Heeheehee....
Metal Seadramon: *in squeaky voice* Eep! Why am I so small?
Chibi Fique: Hey, he's our size now! (The chibis are five inches tall)
**Eric appears out of no where then turns into a hotdog with hair!**
**Duo eats the hotdog**
Chibi Fique: Where did Duo come from?
Kiriska: I don't know....
Sssas: uyan y2784r20938
Kiriska: What the hell...?
Chibi Sikeeh: That was-----
**Chibi Sikeeh vanishes**
**Chibi Sikeeh reappears**
**Chibi Sikeeh turns into a hotdog**
**Duo eats the hotdog**
Kiriska: Tiyan, what's going on?
Chibi Tiyan: Someone is taking over the----
**Chibi Tiyan vanishes**
Kiriska: ......this is bad
Vegeta: What's going on???
**Everyone disappears**
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**The laptop blinks**
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**A squirrel appears**
**The squirrel vanishes**
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**A Mewtwo appears**
**The Mewtwo procedes to take over the world**
**The laptop is crushed**
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**The world has been taken over by Mewtwo**
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**Mewtwo blows up the Earth and goes to take over different galaxies**
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**Kiriska, Chibi Fique, Sikeeh, Tiyan, Vegeta, Duo, tiny Metal Seadramon, and Heero appear on Mars**
Kiriska: What the hell happened????
Vegeta: If I knew that I would tell you woman!
Kiriska: Shut up Vegeta!
Chibi Sikeeh: How can we breathe space?
Vegeta: How do you know we're in space?
Duo: We just are! We're on Mars!
Kiriska: *blinks*
Heero: What are we going to do?
Ryoko: I don't know
Kiriska: What are YOU doing here?
Ryoko: How should I know?
Chibi Tiyan: Oy! What's happening! Where's the laptop?
Metal Seadramon: *still in squeaky voice* Injustice
Duo: *blinks at Metal Seadramon*
Kiriska: We have to find out how to----
**Kiriska vanishes**
Chibi Sikeeh: Kiriska?
Vegeta: Oh great, now what?
**Vegata and the Chibis vanish**
Ryoko: I wouldn't mind knowing what's happening here
Heero: If we knew we'd tell you.
**Metal Seadramon vanishes**
Ryoko: This---
**Ryoko and Heero vanish**
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Chibi Tiyan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Chibi Fique: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Chibi Sikeeh: AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Duo: HEEEELPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!!
Vegeta: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Ryoko: RUUNNNN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
Metal Seadramon: *in squeaky voice* AHHHHH!!!
Kiriska: AKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! BACK! BACK WE SAY!
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Everyone minus Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pikachu: *takes a step foreward* Pi-pikachu?
**Everyone takes a step back from Pikachu**
**Pikachu steps foreward**
**Everyone steps back**
**Pikachu takes several steps forward**
Everyone: EEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!! *run off in different directions*
Pikachu: Pika? Pika pi pika...chu?
**Pikachu vanishes**
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Disembodied Voice: Alright, alright! Stop the fic!
Kiriska: What? Are you the one that did this to us?
Disembodied Voice: Yes.
Chibi Fique: What the hell happened? Who are you?
Vegeta: Omae o korosu!
Heero: Omae o korosu!
Duo: *mocking* Omae o korosu!
**Vegeta and Heero tackle Duo**
Kiriska: What did you do?
Disembodied Voice: That's for me to know and you to hopefully never find out.
Chibi Sikeeh: I'm gonna kill you!
Disembodied Voice: I believe that was already said...three times in fact
**Duo is a bloody unconscious pulp**
Kiriska: ARRRGGGG! *charges*
Ryoko: This is insane...but I do not enjoy being toyed with! *powers up*
Vegeta: Me either *powers up his gallet gun*
Heero: *takes out gun* Omae o korosu
Chibi Fique and Sikeeh: *take out tiny minature Gundams*
Chibi Tiyan: *charges ki
Disembodied Voice: *sweatdrop* Uh....I.....
Kiriska: Who are you? Tell us or we'll blast you!
Disembodied Voice: I...I...I...I...I'm...I'm...
Vegeta: Out with it!
Disembodied Voice: I'm Kiriska's muse*(see bottom) alright?!
Kiriska: *energy ball vanishes* My muse?
Disembodied Voice: Who else would give you all those insane ideas? I am your muse.
Kiriska: If you're my muse...then can do whateva I want with you. >=(
Muse: *gulp* I know...that's why I wasn't supposed to let you know.....
Kiriska: ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! Fire! Fire! Punish him since he can't die!
**The people's assorted beams blast at the muse**
Muse: Oww....Muse Abuse
**Vegeta, Ryoko, Heero, Duo, and Metal Seadramon vanish**
**Eric is back**
Kiriska: Bad muse.
Muse: Damn....at least I was able to keep my sercet longer than those other muses...

*OWARI*

Muse: How can that end? It wasn't even a story!
Chibi Fique: That's your fault ya know.
Muse: Who asked you?
Chibi Sikeeh: What kind of muse are you? Yo' supposed to give ideas, not ruin a fic!
Muse: That wasn't a fic to begin with, I mean, GEEZ, the things called 'Cries of Boredom!'
Chibi Fique: Whats yo' name? Or do we just call you 'Muse', Muse?
Muse: My name is Mayakashi, thank you.
Chibi Sikeeh: Oh, thats wonderful! Kiriska has a muse named; "Fake". Your probably not even a muse at all...no wonder.
Mayakashi: We're never appreciated are we? Never!
Chibi Tiyan: I am not enjoying sharing the computer with you. Don't muses get their own little home or something?
Mayakashi: Well I used to, but now I have been discovered, so I can't go there no more, 'cept for vacation.
Chibi Sikeeh: So go on vacation, it's crowded in here.
Mayakashi: Can't, I'm supposed to help Kiriska finish her cliffhanger chapter stories..
Chibis: Well then scoot over!
Mayakashi: Pushy...

(*A muse is what inspires people to create things, be it stories, art, games, etc etc etc. ^^)

***TO BE CONTINUED!!***

Announcer: Er...will Kiriska be able to write another wannabe nothing-fic!? Or will someother thing cause problems!? Or...what the hell am I supposed to say!?!?

**Suspense music**

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© Kiriska