Cries of Boredom c.1: The Laptop

Episode 3: Clash of the Many Titans



Annoucer: Last time, on Cries of Boredom, Kiriska's little brother shows up and finds out about the trapped GW-boys and Vegeta, Goku and Trunks. But a hot-tempered Vegeta blows him up! Kiriska, the Chibis, and company try to find another computer to use at her friend blu's house, but they fail! Then Eric magicly reappears! This can only be the work of a magic laptop or computer! But who is it? Then three evil Digimon come to take over the mortal world! Who sent them? And will they succeed? Or can super-sayjian Vegeta, Goku and Trunks stop them? Find out! On today's CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!

**The GW-boys (Quatre and Trowa stuck in tutus and Wufei and Heero are fuzzy pink bunnys) and Chibi Sikeeh and Fique are hiding from the evil Digimon as the three super-sayjians are about to fight them. Kiriska stands by, watching.**


BlackWargreymon: You cannot defeat us, foolish sayjians. We are far stranger than you will ever be! Hahaha!
Skullmeramon: Metel Fireball!!
**A huge fireball is hurtled towards Trunks**
**Trunks narrowly dodges and returns fire**
**Skullmeramon blocks it and laughs**
Vegeta: Mff, mff, mmmm Phhhhfffff!! *fires a huge blast at BlackWargreymon who grabs it and tosses it at a house*
Kiriska: *snaps fingers*
**Duct tape on Vegeta's mouth vanishes**
Vegeta: Ummf, finally, KAMEHA-What the hell am I doing? FINAL FLASH!!!
**A long, powerful beam hits BlackWargreymon square in the chest, the dark Digimon takes a step back**
**Vegeta gets fusterated. BlackWargreymon only has a few scratches on him**
Goku: This isn't working...we can't defeat them with force, and even if we did whoever brought them here could just bring them back! Right?
Kiriska: Yep.
Vegeta: Then what do you suggest we do, Kakarott?
Goku: We can either try to confine them or leave and find whoever brought them here.
Vegeta: I'm not running away from these losers! I will show them my true strength! YAAAAAAAAAA!
**Vegeta charges up even more and rushes at BlackWargreymon**
Trunks: Father! ARRRRRGGG! He never listens to anyone!
Kiriska: *sighs* Don't go after him, he's just gonna get tosses aside, then I can drag him with us.
**Vegeta gets wacked by BlackWargreymon and lands in the crater they made earlier**
Kiriska: See? *waves her arm*
**Vegeta floats up, he is tied up in duct tape and is forced to float and follow the group**
Vegeta: Let me go, Woman!
Kiriska: Don't make me duct tape yer mouth again..
Vegeta: *falls silent*
Trunks: *laughs a little*
BlackWargreymon: Running away I see? Well that's alright with me! *blows up another house*
Duo: What are we gonna do?
Wufei: !!!!!! ???? (This is the worst case of injustice ever!! What do we do???)
**The group searches in vain**
Duo: My feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett hurt!
Kiriska: ARRRGG! Duct tape!
Duo: *shuts up*
Quatre: I'd still like to get out of these tutus
Kiriska: *glares at him*
Trowa: Shut up Quatre.
Quatre: Alright.
Heero: ............... (I'll kill whoever did this)
**A flock of cabbit space ships soar overhead**
Chibi Sikeeh: This is getting out of hand! We have to hurry!
Vegeta: Hurry to what? We have no idea who is doing this!
Chibi Fique: That's the problem
Goku: Hey, Kiriska, how can you have powers?
Kiriska: Huh? Oh, that, I gave them to myself a long time ago and saved it on a permanate file so it can't be erased, EVER.
Trunks: Why don't we just go and fix yer computer?
Chibi Sikeeh: Yeah! Some of us can fix the laptop and the rest of us can look for whoever the person is!
Kiriska: Who knows how to fix a laptop?
Everyone: Uh.........
Kiriska: I thought so.
**A bunch of weird looking Mewtwos blow up a whole block**
Chibi Fique: There! There! Huge power soarce over, THERE! *points to a house*
Duo: Why didn't you just do that before?
Chibi Fique: Too much energy everywhere then.
**Everyone goes towards the house**
Kiriska: Ok, we have to do this quickly, before he figures out we're here and deletes us all! *unducttapes Vegeta*
Duo: *gulp*
**Quatre and Trowa disappear**
Chibi Sikeeh: Oh no! They've found us!
A loud echoy voice: Hahahahahaha, I've got you now! Hahahaha
Duo: AHHHHH!!!
Kiriska: *vanishes*
Vegeta: *blows up front door of house*
**Goku finds a short, fat dude with a laptop**
Fat Dude: You will never get to me! Hahahahaha! *types*
**Three really big jigglypuffs appear**
Jigglypuff #1: Jiggly!
Jigglypuff #2: Puff!
Jigglypuff #3: JIGGGGGGGGLYYYYYPUFF PUFF!
Goku: *sweatdrop*
The Jigglypuffs: Jigggguliiiiiipuffff, jigggg-leeeeee, eeeeepufff *sings*
Goku: *drops to the ground* ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzZzzzZzzz *snot bubble*
Vegeta: *fires a ki blast at the Jigglypuffs*
Jigglypuff #2: Jiggly! *is hit*
Jigglypuff #3: PUFF! *gets real big and runs over Vegeta*
**Vegeta picks up the jigglypuff and hurls it at the others*
The Jigglypuffs: Jiggly! *faint*
**Kiriska appears behind dude with the laptop and kicks him**
Fat Dude: Ow! *reaches for laptop*
**Chibi Fique and Sikeeh grab the laptop with difficulty (they're still five inches tall!)**
Fat Dude: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
**Chibi Fique types rapidly**
**All evil digimon, cabbit ships, jigglypuffs, and mewtwos vanish**
Fat Dude: I'll get you! I will! ARRRGGG!!
Kiriska: Shuddap Garry!
Goku: You know him?
Kiriska: Yup, our dumb 10 yr old nextdoor neighbor
Vegeta: Fantastic, now send us home!
Chibi Sikeeh: With pleasure. *snickers* *types*
**Vegeta's hair turns pink**
Vegeta: What?! I demand--
**Vegeta disappears**
Trunks: Is his hair gonna stay like that in our world?
Kiriska: For a few days, it'll come out eventually
Trunks: *laughs* Bye.
Goku: Yeah, see ya.
**Goku and Trunks disappear**
Heero: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That's just great, now what about us?)
Wufei: !!!!!!! (We should've been changed first! Injustice!)
Kiriska: Maybe we should just let ya'll stay like that..
Wuefi: !!!!! (NO! Injustice!)
Heero: !!!!!!!! (ARRRRRRRRRRG!)
Kiriska: Just kidding, geez.
**Heero and Wufei are normal again**
Duo: Are Trowa and Quatre still gonna be in tutus?
Kiriska: Unless Fatso here changed them normal.
Garry: No, I didn't.
Kiriska: Yes, then, but they're be able to take them off. But if they didn't know that...
Duo: *laughs* I'm not telling!
Wufei: Neither am I, they look interesting..hahahahahhaa
Heero: Hn.
Duo: Buh-bye!
**Duo, Heero, and Wufei disappear**
Chibi Sikeeh: What are we gonna do with Garry?
Kiriska: Well, first you can fix up the neighborhood, then erase Garry and my brother's memories of the past few days, just to be safe.
Chibi Fique: Kay, *types*
**All damage is fixed**
Kiriska: Let's get outta here. Did you disable his computer?
Chibi Sikeeh: Yep.
Kiriska: Let's go home then. We can send the laptop to the shop.
Chibi Fique: Ok.
**They go home**

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In the DBZ world
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Vegeta: I cannot believe this!!! My hair is pink! What is so funny, boy?
Trunks: *through badly supressed giggles* Have..you...tried..turning super-saiyan?
Vegeta: Yes, it is STILL pink!
Goku: Well, you must admit it isn't, that bad..of a look..heeheehee
Vegeta: Will you just--
Bulma: Vegeta? Trunks, Goku? Where have you been? It's almost dinner---Vegeta! I never thought you would ever dye your hair pink! Wait til mom sees this!
Vegeta: Quiet, woman! I did not do this on purpose! I--
Everyone: *Is laughing*
Vegeta: *really angry* *stalks off*

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Gundam Wing World
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Quatre: I can't believe they left in these tutus!
Duo: *snicker*
Trowa: This is embarassing! I have a show up in three minutes!
Heero: Should we tell them?
Quatre: Tell us what?
Duo: Nah, I wanna see Trowa do an act whereing a tutu.
Catherine: Trowa are you ready to--TROWA!? Why are you wearing a black tutu?
Trowa: You don't wanna know.
Catherine: *spultters* Take it off we're on in--
Manager: And now, Catherine the knife thrower and her brother Trowa the clown!
Wufei: Heheheheheheheh
Catherine: This is gonna be a disaster..
Trowa: *sigh*
**They step out into the ring**
The Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAH! HAH!
**Catherine throws knives at Trowa**
**All of them miss, of course**
Audience: Oooo, ahhhhhhhh, heheheheheheheh
**The act is over**
Audience: *cheers louder than ever*
Catherine: Well, at least we got a loud cheer..
Manager: Trowa! That was a brillant idea! Do it again the next show!
Trowa: *sweatdrop*
Quatre: Well...Duo says we can take them off...but if you can draw in bigger crowds..
(**While Trowa and Catherine preformed, Duo told Quatre of the 'secert' and Quatre removed his tutu**)
Trowa: I'd never thought I'd see the day when I wear a tutu in front of a crowd...


*****O W A R I*****

Annoucer: So the anime characters made it safely home with a few slight problems...but they made it home all the same.
Is this the end of the dangers of boredom? Or will Kiriska get bored again and write another crazy fic? All this and more
on the next Episode of...CRIES OF BOREDOM!! (Providing Kiriska writes another one)


Chibi Sikeeh: How come the episode titles never have to do anything with the story?
Kiriska: So people will read them.
Chibi Sikeeh: Oh.

© Kiriska