Cries of Boredom c.1: The Laptop

Episode 2: Chronicle of the Lost



Announcer: Last time on Cries of Boredom, Kiriska and Chibi Fique and Sikeeh brought assorted Gundam Wing, DBZ, and Pokemon characters to the mortal world! Only disaster can happen when these hot-tempered forces are brought together! Goku learns to Pokemon battle, and Duo learns to pilot Giant Purple Bunny Robots! But then, the laptop is broken! Some of the characters were returned safely! But what about the rest?!? Will they be doomed to stay in the mortal world forever? Will the DBZ world parish becuz their greatest warriors are gone? Will OZ take over the colonies in the GW world? Will Ash return to terrorize the Pokemon world? FIND OUT IN TODAY'S EPISODE OF.... CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!

**GW-boys (Wufei and Heero are fuzzy pink bunnys and Quatre and Trowa have tutus on), Vegeta, Trunks, and Goku are trapped in the mortal world in Kiriska's backyard**

Goku: What are we going to do?
Chibi Fique: I dunno.
Vegeta: This is all you're fault you stupid *pink* fool! *glares at Wufei*
Wufei: !!!!!!
*Car pulls up in driveway*
Kiriska: Oh, shit, my parents are home, quick! Into the house!
Vegeta: Why should we--
Kiriska: JUST DO IT!!
**Everyone piles into the house**
Quatre: I'd really like yo get out of this tutu..
Chibi Sikeeh: Awwww, shuddap already!
Trunks: This is insane!
**Everyone is upstairs in Kiriska's room, crammed into the closet that just wasn't big enough**
Eric (Kiriska's annoying little 9 yr old brother): Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Whatcha doooooin'?
Kiriska: OUT! Or I'll tear out you liver!
**Not-so-quiet banging sounds in closet, loud whispers**
Eric: What was that? *peering at the closet*
Kiriska: Nothing! The turtle! You know it trys to escape it's tank!
Eric: What's yer problem? Is there something in you're closet?
Kiriska: No! Go in there and die, Airhead!
**Eric opens closet door**
**Vegeta and Duo falls out**
Vegeta: Watch where you try to go, you braided fool--*looks up*
Eric: Sweet! Vegeta and Duo! But you're just cartoon characters!
Kiriska: Uh....they are! They're just my friends in custumes!
Eric: *looks doubtful* 'He does a very good impression of Vegeta...*tugs on Vegeta's hair*
Vegeta: Ouch! Cut it out you brat! Or I'll blow you to smitherines!
Duo: Ow!
**Quatre falls on top on Duo**
Eric: Uh..why's Quatre wearing a tutu?
Kiriska: Uh...it's...
**Heero hops out of closet**
Heero: !!!!!!!!! (Don't step on me!)
Wufei: !!!!!!!! (ARRRGGGG! OW!)
Trowa: Opps...
Eric: *very suspicious* Hey! Those look just like the pink bunnies you write about on yer laptop..
Kiriska: *gives up* Okey so they are, and Vegeta and the others are real brought here by the magic of the laptop
Eric: Yeah right.
Vegeta: *loses temper* *blows Eric up*
**Downstairs, Kiriska's mom's voice: Keep it down, you're brother is sleeping! (Baby bro, age 7 months)**
Kiriska: Now you've done it. Oh well, wasn't a total loss. We can always bring him back when we figure out how to get you guys home and..*looks at Heero* normal again..
Vegeta: And how are we going to to do that?
Chibi Sikeeh: I dunno...
Kiriska: *light bulb* I've got it! Duh! We can use my friend's computer!
Chibi Fique: But we can only go back into your computer...
Kiriska: I know, but the laptop is only temporarly disabled, we can fix it, but first things first, we have to get these guys outta here before my parents find out!
Chibi Sikeeh: Yeah, it ain't that bad out here anyway..
Vegeta: Let's get going then!!
Kiriska: Shut up Vegeta! We can't exactly just walk there! People know you guys! You're famous anime characters!
Goku: I'm famous? Cool!
Duo: Sweet! Want my autograph?
Kiriska: ARRRRGGG! Let's go, it's 4 in the afternoon, it's hot, hopefully everyone's inside.
Chibi Sikeeh: Fat chance.
**Outside**
Kiriska: Ok, no one in sight, let's go...
Trunks: It's hot....
Duo: I'm dying....
Quatre: Want....tutu....off....
Chibi Fique: *rolls eyes*
Goku: HUNGRY! ICE CREAM TRUCK!
**Goku runs towards Ice Cream Truck playing kids' music**
Kiriska: Goku! *too late*
Ice Cream Dude: Uh..what can I get you..sir...? Nice hair...
Goku: Hey cool! This one has me on it! I'll take it!
Ice Cream Dude: Uh...here, that's $3...
Goku: Thanks! *pays in yen*
Ice Cream Dude: *baffled* *drives away* Strange people....
Vegeta: Kakarott you fool!
Goku: Chill Vegeta, it's just an ice cream!
Heero: !!!!!!!!!!!! (Can we get on with this?!!? I'm wearing a fuzzy fur coat!)
Wufei: ........*grumbling*.......(Injustice)
**They make to Kiriska's friend 'blu's house**
blu: Uh.....woah...I'm dreaming right?
Kiriska: Right, lemme use yer computer
blu: Why?
Kiriska: It's important! AARRGG! Heero, Wufei, keep her busy with yer cuteness..
Heero: !?!?! (WHAT?)
Wufei: !!!!!! (INJUSTICE!)
blu: Awwww, they're so cute! *pets bunnies* *Heero and Wufei try to bite her and fail miserably*
Kiriska: uh..yeah...whatever *goes over to computer* *types*
**Nothing happens**
Vegeta: What's wrong, Woman?!?!
Kiriska: Shut up, Vegeta! I have a name you know! *mutters* I've been watching too much DBZ....*gets up* This computer isn't linked to the fanfiction and mystical powers database and the connection we need is Z528TX, this one only has G5388A, so we have to find another machine that has what we require.
Everyone: *blink blink*
Kiriska: THIS COMPUTER AIN'T MAGIC!
Everyone: Oh....
Kiriska: C'mon we're outta here.
blu: Uh..bye...I think I'll go back to bed...yeah..I'll do that...
**They leave**
Vegeta: Now what?
Kiriska: *snaps* *Vegeta's mouth is duct taped shut* Even without the computer to change anything, I'm still far more powerful than you, Vegeta so shut yer mouth.
Vegeta: muuuffffppphhh
Trunks: Heheheheh
Duo: Hooooootttt! Need...WATER! Can we go swimming?
Quatre: Duo! Don't you care at all if we can't go home?
Duo: *thinks* .........not 'less I can't have a sandwich here.
Kiriska: *light bulb* You can't have sandwiches here, now help us think!
Duo: What?! No SAND-WICHES!?! AHHH---
Trowa: *covering Duo's mouth* Shut up, thank you. *uncovers mouth*
Duo: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Trowa: *exsperated sigh*
**Eric pops out of no where**
Kiriska: Hey! How'd you come back to life?
Eric: I don't know. I'm telling.
Kiriska: Want me to ask Vegeta to blow you up again?
Eric: Are you looking for your magic computer?
Kiriska: Yeah..*suspicius* Why?
Everyone: *stares expectantly at Eric*
Eric: Uh...bye now! I'm gonna go play Gameboy!
**Eric runs off**
**Everyone falls over anime style**
Vegeta: MMMMMFFFFFFFPPPPPPFF!
Kiriska: *thwaps Vegeta* C'mon, we have to find out how Eric got back. Whatever brought him back is your ticket home. And another question is who brought him back.
Heero: !!!!!!!! (Great, we get to play detective)
Wufei: !!!!!! (Shuddap Yuy)
**Skullmammothmon appears out of no where**
Duo: Whoa!! What is that?!
Chibi Fique: Whoever brought Eric back is now sending Digimon into the mortal world! This could be disasterous!
**BlackWargreymon appears**
BlackWargreymon: It's time to take over the mortal world, hahahahah! Terra destroyer!
**A big ball of enery is tossed at a bunch of homes**
**They blow up**
Kiriska: HEY!
Goku: It's obvious this guy isn't a good guy, Kaaaaaaaaaaa
Vegeta: MMffffppphhhhhhh
**Trunks is charging**
Goku: Meeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
**Vegeta fires a huge ki blast at BlackWargreymon**
BlackWargreymon: *catches the ki blast* So you want to play, eh? *throws it back at Vegeta*
Goku: Haaaaaaaaaa, meeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...
Kiriska: This is not good..
Duo: Whatta 'bout me? I can't make big magic beams, I don't even have my Gundam!
Chibi Sikeeh: You can run!
**Chibi Sikeeh and Fique and the GW-boys head for cover**
**The ki blast hits the street and makes a big crater**
Kiriska: Can you guys save the world without leveling the whole neighborhood?
**Skullmammothmon is running over various homes (with people in them)**
Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
**BlackWargreymon vanishes in the big ball of energy released by Goku**
**BlackWargreymon flies out of dust, only scratched**
Goku: What?!
Trunks: Take this you ugly monster! *Blasts BlackWargreymon*
**BlackWargreymon blocks easily*
Trunks: !!!
Vegeta: MMFFFPPPP!
Goku: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Trunks: YAAAAAAAAAAA!
**All three become super-saiyan**
**Skullmammothmon runs over another row of houses**
**BlackWargreymon laughs menicingly**
**Skullmeramon appears**
Chibi Sikeeh: This is gonna be interesting...Evil Digimon VS the Z Fighters...

***TO BE CONTINUED***

Annoucer: Looks like things are getting strange! How did Kiriska's brother Eric return after Vegeta killed him? Who
is sending these Digimon to the defenseless mortal world? And why? Was it the same person who brought Eric back?
Will Vegeta, Goku and Trunks, even as super-saiyans, be able to defeat these powerful beasts? And if they do, will
they come back like Eric? All this and more, on the next CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!

Chibi Fique: How did the annoucer dude from DBZ get here?

*suspense music*

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© Kiriska