Cries of Boredom c.1: The Laptop

Episode 1: Legacy of Nothingness



**A nice summer afternoon in Kiriska's mortal home**
***The Chibis are five inches tall sitting by Kiriska staring at the computer moniter***


Kiriska: Ok, guys, what do you want to do?
Chibi Sikeeh: I dunno
Chibi Fique: *typing at the computer with difficulty*
Chibi Sikeeh: What are you typing?
Chibi Fique: You'll see.
**Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy pop out of no where**
Kiriska: Why did you bring them here?
Chibi Sikeeh: Yeah, why didja bring them here?
Duo: *looks around* Yeah, why did you bring us here?
Heero: Geez! Those guys are five inches tall!
Chibi Fique: Hey! We can't help it that we're small! *types something*
Heero: *shrinks* HEY!
Duo: Whoa! Heero! You're five inches tall!
Heero: I've noticed.
Kiriska: What now? Fique?
**Trunks appears out of no where**
Trunks: Uh..Why am I here? And where is here? Why are you guys so small?
Chibi Sikeeh: Don't ask...
Heero: Omae o korosu!!
Chibi Fique: Really? How? *types as fast as he can*
**Heero turns into a fuzzy pink worthog (without tusks, mind you)**
Duo: *laughs* I shouldda brought my camera! Heeheheh
Trunks: Whoa..man, you have cool powers...just asking, do you think you can get rid of the androids?
Heero: *grunt, grunt* *Is very angry*
Chibi Fique: What was that? Bring the androids here? Ok!
Trunks: Wait!
**16, 17, and 18 appear**
17: How very odd, how did we get here?
18: I'm not sure..I don't recognize anyone here..wait that boy..we've fought him..
Trunks: .............!!!
Chibi Sikeeh: Hey Fique, bring Wufei here, then we'll have some fun, and Vegeta!
Duo + Trunks: Nani? NO!
**Wufei and Vegeta appear**
Vegeta: What is this? Why am--the androids! Grrrrrrrr!
Wufei: Injustice! Why am I here?
Heero: !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! *grunt, grunt, snort!*
Kiriska: This'll be interesting...*gets popcorn*
17: Hey, 18, how 'bout some fun? These people look like they could use some fun..
18: *laughs* Why not...
**Trunks freaks out**
Vegeta: Quiet, boy! And for the last time, we do NOT NEED KAKAROT!!!
Duo: Fight? Cool! Gimme some popcorn!
Kiriska: *gives Duo popcorn*
Wufei: Fighting is for weaklings! Dueling is much more justifyed!
Chibi Sikeeh: They're the same thing...
Wufei: Weakling! Do not talk back to me!
Chibi Fique: *types crazily*
**Wufei turns into a fuzzy pink bunny and Heero is himself again**
Heero: You piece of crap! Omae o korosu!! Omae o korosu!!
**Heero is a fuzzy pink bunny**
Wufei + Heero: ....!!!!!
18: Well, shall we go on with this?
17: Yes, lets get to it.
16: Where is Goku?
**Goku appears**
Goku: Wha? Hey!
*16 smiles*
Kiriska: Woah, woah, woah, hold it! It's getting two crowded here! Vegeta, Trunks, Goku, 16, 17, 18, Duo, Heero,
Wufei...well, maybe not Heero n' Wufei..anyway, if you guys wanna fight you have to outside, Fique you can bring the
laptop...
Vegeta: Why should we listen to you woman?
Wufei: !!!!
Kiriska: Be-cuz!
Chibi Sikeeh: I'd listen...
Vegeta: *smirks* Why should I?
Kiriska: *Beats Vegeta into a bloody pulp*
Vegeta: ....
Trunks: !!!
17: Impressive.
Goku: Um...is it safe to ask what's going on here?
Kiriska: Fique, bring us outside.
**Everyone is outside**
Duo: Man...I gotta get used to this...
Chibi Sikeeh: Should we bring Cell here?
Trunks: Don't---
**Cell appears**
Duo: Whoa...this guy is almost as ugly as that dude (16)
Chibi Sikeeh: Ok, guys, let's have the big fight! First up! *glances at a clipboard that had appeared* Vegeta VS Duo!
Duo: What? I didn't join this! I wanted to watch! Who's Vegeta?
Vegeta: This is ridiculous! It isn't even a fight! *Scouter appears* He has a power level of....3!
Duo: *gulp* That's Vegeta..?
Chibi Sikeeh: Yeppers
Kiriska: Make it a little better for Duo, Fique.
Chibi Fique: *thinks* Okeeyyy
**Duo now has two machine guns, rocket launchers, a flamethrower, gernades, and an atomic bomb**
Chibi Sikeeh: You know those are no match for Vegeta!
Chibi Fique: *thinks* *types*
**The stuff disappears and Duo is in a giant fuzzy purple robot bunny**
Kiriska: .....
Duo: Um...how do I work this thing?
**Duo has knowledge of how to work giant fuzzy purple robot bunny**
Vegeta: humph, hurry up Earthling, ready to lose?
Heero: !!!!
Duo: Uh...I think...
*Giant Bunny Robot steps on Vegeta*
Trunks: .....
Chibi Sikeeh: ....
Vegeta: *pushes giant bunny off of him* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *blows up giant bunny*
Duo: *sweatdrop*
Chibi Sikeeh: uh...winner of round one...Vegeta! *glances at clipboard* Next up, 16 VS ...ME?!!?!? I'm FIVE INCHES TALL!!! WHO MADE THIS CLIPBOARD!?!?!
Chibi Fique: hehehehe.
Chibi Sikeeh: FIIIQQQQUUUUEEEEE!!!!
Cell: This is boring.
16: I will only fight Goku.
18: Get a life, 16.
16: I will only fight Goku.
Chibi Fique: Okey! Okey! Second round will be Goku VS ...Ash Ketchum!
**Ash and Pikachu of Pokemon appears**
Ash: Huh? Where am I?
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! PIKACHU!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Chibi Sikeeh: Okey then, Goku VS Ash!
Goku: Um..okey then..
Ash: Alright a Pokemon battle! 3 on 3?
Goku: .......
Kiriska: *munches of popcorn* This'll be interesting..Goku and Pokemon?
Ash: I choose you Pikachu!
Pikachu: PIKA!
**Three pokeballs appear in Goku's hands**
Goku: What are these? Do they have candy inside? Are they capsules?
Ash: *sweatdrop*
Chibi Sikeeh: *jumps of Goku's shoulder and whispers*
Goku: *listens* Ohhhhh..uh..ok..*throws a pokeball*
**A Gengar appears**
**Ash does his whole stupid scene with his Pokedex**
Ash: Pikachu, tackle it!
**Pikachu goes right through**
Gengar: Geeeen-GAR!
Chibi Sikeeh: *whispers*
Goku:...um...Right Srade?
Gengar: *sweatdrop*
Goku: Slight Made? What? Night Shade?
*Gengar uses Night Shade* * Pikachu faints*
Kiriska: Yes!
Chibi Sikeeh and Fique: *stare*
Kiriska: Heh..heh..I don't like Pikachu ok?!?!
Ash: Arg! Go! Chikorita!
Chikorita: Chikor!
Goku: Uh...Pick? Sick? Speak louder geez! Stick? Lick?
*Gengar uses Lick*
Chikorita: !!!
Ash: Arg! Chikorita! Razor Leaf!
**Leaves fly out, Gengar eats them**
Goku: Hey...are they that good? Can I have some?
Ash: *falls over anime style*
Chibi Sikeeh: *whispers*
Goku: Ok, I'm gonna get it this time....*listens*....Confuse ray? I got it? YEAH!
**Gengar uses confuse ray**
**Chikorita is confused**
Ash: ARG!
Kiriska: HAHAHAH!
Cell: This is boring..
Duo: I'm gonna miss my favorite show...
Vegeta: SHUT UP, FOOLS! I want to watch this strange way of battling, perhaps I can learn a few new techniques...
**Chikorita faints itself**
Ash: Return, Chikorita! Go! Charizard!
Goku: *listens* Uh-huh..okey. Return, Gengar! Go, um....who-ever-you-are!
**Ditto appears**
Kiriska: Uh-oh....
Ash: Charizard! Flamethrower!
Goku: Ditto..uh...what? Transform?
**Ditto starts to transform**
**Charizard uses Flamethrower**
**Ditto looks like toast jelly**
**Ditto transforms into....the laptop**
Everyone: !!!
Trunks: !!! *gets idea* *grabs the Ditto-laptop* *types furiously*
**16, 17, 18 and Cell disappear**
Chibi Fique: Hey! *types*
**16, 17, 18 and Cell appear**
Trunks: *types*
**16, 17, 18, and Cell blow up**
Chibi Fique: *types*
**16, 17, 18, and Cell appear again**
18: You're giving me a headache!
Trunks: *types*
**16, 17, 18 and Cell disappear**
Chibi Fique: Give up already!! *types*
**16, 17, 18, Cell, Quatre, Trowa, and Mew appear in black tutus**
18: This is RIDICULOUS!
17: *major sweatdrop* No one's taping this right?
Mew: Meeeeww?!
Cell: Uh....
Quatre: Where are we? And why am I wearing this?!?
Trowa: Oh man...
Trunks: .....
Chibi Fique: *laughs maniacly* *types more*
Charizard: Char...
Ash: *sweatdrop*
**Trunks, and Ditto-laptop turn into fuzzy black bunnys**
Heero: !!!!!!!! (How come I have to be pink?!?!)
Wufei: !!!!! (Injustice!)
Chibi Fique: *laughs* HAHAHAHAAHAH!!
18: I guess I shouldn't be complaining...
Cell: *dives at Chibi Fique*
Chibi Fique: *big eyeballs* AHHHHH!!
**Cell grabs the laptop and types**
**3 clones of Cell appear, all have blank stares**
Vegeta: I've got to get me one of those..
Chibi Sikeeh: *Pushes Cell away* *grabs laptop* *types*
**All Cells disappear**
Quatre: I'm very confused...and I'd apperciate it if I weren't wearing a tutu...
Kiriska: This is getting out of hand...
Chibi Sikeeh: *typing*
**Ash, Pikachu, and Ditto disappear**
Trunks: !!!!!
Heero: !!!!! (TURN ME BACK! YOU RUNT!)
**16, 17, 18 and Mew disappear**
**Trunks is normal again*
Wufei: !!!!!!! (Injustice!!!!)
**Wufei hops over to the laptop and crunches it**
Kiriska: HEY!! You idiot! That was the only way to you guys OUT OF HERE!! My parents come home in an hour!
Wufei: *sweatdrop*
Vegeta: YOU FOOL!!
Trunks: That was the only...
Duo: Cool, you got food right?
Goku: Gee...I'll miss dinner..Chi Chi will be furious....
Quatre: I have to keep this tutu?
Trowa: *exasperated sigh*
Heero: !!!!!!!! (Omae o korosu! WUFEI!!)
Chibi Sikeeh: Hey..does this mean *we're* stuck out here to? We can't go back to ...?
Kiriska: We can't do ANYTHING without the computer!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Duo: Why are we screaming?


***TO BE CONTINUED!!***
Announcer: What will happen? Will the GW-boys, Vegeta, Trunks, and Goku ever get back to their worlds? Will Goku
get in trouble with Chi Chi? Will Quatre and Trowa be stuck in black tutus forever? Will Heero and Wufei be fuzzy pink
rabbits forever? Will Kiriska's parents come home to a menazerie of anime characters? FIND OUT! In the NEXT
exciting episode of....CRIES OF BOREDOM!!!

**Suspense music plays**

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