The Bashing Show! Ep.04

The BASHING SHOW!

**insert music**

Matt: Sore wa ai ja nai.....!

Ryuuichi: *cough cough*

Matt: Ai wa sore ja nai....!

Ryuuichi: *cough cough*

Matt & Ryuuichi: Ai shite 'ru kedo ai sarete wa inai...!

Matt: Kesshite ai ja nai....!

Ryuuichi: *cough cough*

Matt: Ketsu wa ai ja nai...!

Matt & Ryuuichi: Ai shite 'ru ke-----

Akutareru: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!?!?!

Matt: Singing!

Ryuuichi: You didn't even let us get to the good part!

Akutareru: Well, gee, I'm sorry, this isn't Excel Saga! This is MY Bashing Show!

Ryuuichi: So? Everyone likes that song!

Matt: Yeah!

Akutareru: I don't care! This isn't Excel Saga!

Mayakashi: But it'd make a good theme song for the Bashing Show..

Akutareru: Since when did you care!?

Mayakashi: ...fine. *leaves*

Ryuuichi: Kono mi sasagete inochi nagedashi Wakime mo furazu Tada hitasura ni!!

Matt: Damashite sukashite yoko-hairi Tanin wo fumitaoshi keri wo kamashite!!!

Akutareru: Shut up!!! *holds up a spork* SHUT UP!

Ryuuichi & Matt: Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite!!! *run off*

Akutareru: *twitches eye* Can we start now? *glaring at contestant list*

Camera Dude: Yeah....three...two...one...

*curtains rise*

Audience: *cheers*

Akutareru: Hello, hello! And welcome to the Bashing Show! Today's contestants are....EXCEL!?!?

Excel: A-CROSS! A-CROSS!

Akutareru: Who picked these contestants? ;_; Um, DIB!?!?

Dib: Hey! Um...yeah...glad to be here!

Akutareru: x_x ... And Tasuki....

Tasuki: What? I don't get a buncha exclaimations and question marks after my name? ;_;

Audience: *cheers*

Matt: I wanna finish the song!

Ryuuichi: Yeah!

*Matt and Ryuuichi explode*

Audience: OooooOOOOoooo

Shuuichi: Ryuuichi-sempai! Iiieeeeeee!!!! ;_;

Akutareru: Can we...please...move on now?

Excel/Dib/Tasuki: *nodnodnod*

Akutareru: Alright fine...introduce yourselves and...stuff.

Excel: I am Excel! The main character of Excel Saga! Who's theme song is neat! Especially since I sing it! ^__^

Ghost of Ryuuichi: I sing it better!

Ghost of Matt: You loser! All you did was cough! I sing it best!

*Ghosts of Ryuuichi and Matt explode*

Akutareru: *whistles* Next?

Dib: I am the expert Paranormal Invegstigator DIB! I will rid the world of all abnormal creatures like that evil alien ZIM!

Random Audience Member: WOOO!

Tasuki: I'm...what am I again? A wolf dude right? I have fangs...they're pretty. ^_^ I can make stuff magicallly appear...and stuff.

Akutareru: Yay...we can finally start....-_- Um, first round, bash the character first for 100 points.

**picture of Babidi appears**

Dib: What is he? A hamster?

Excel: *rings bell* Babidi is crupting the world by unleashing the evil Majin Buu! I must destroy him for Ilpalazzo-sama!! *brings out overly large scimitar*

Tasuki: *rings bell after Excel* Babidi is a stupid wizard that released a monster he can't really control and is...stupid!

Akutareru: Er...Excel...you didn't bash Babidi...not really. So 100 Tasuki.

Dib: No! I need to win this! It's my only chance for saving the Earth from the Irkens!

Duo: *pokes at Dib's head* WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG!?!??!

Dib: *reflex* MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!

Akutareru: How the hell did you get on stage?! *kicks Duo off*

Duo: Aieeeee!! *crashes through the back wall*

**picture of Kagato appears**

Dib: *rings bell* Kagato is a reallly...big dude who, is stupid..cuz...he..IS AN ALIEN! AN ALIEN!!!! *points at the picture and hisses*

Excel: He looks like Ilpalazzo-sama!!!!! EEEEE!! I'm hungry...

Tasuki: Er....*rings bell* Kagato is a dumbass student of Washu's that lost his poo to inexperienced Tenchi and his lighthawk wings...

Akutareru: It's not fun if the contestants are STUPID! o_0; 100 to Tasuki.

Tamahome: I'm so...dead, aren't I?

Tasuki: ^_^ Yeah, you are. ^_^

**picture of Asuka appears**

Dib: *rings bell* She's a pooey..poo headed redhead! That...bi---oytches a lot!

Excel: A-CROSS! A-C---...I'm really hungry...x_x Where's...Menchi?

Menchi: *hiding in audience somewhere* Arrr.....

Tasuki: Rrrrrrr...

Akutareru: I'm never letting Fique choose my contestants again...100 Dib

(Chibi Fique: I HEARD THAT! WOOOTTT!!! Heehehehehee....)

**picture of Brock appears**

Excel: THE BLIND BOY!!! *collapses with hunger*

Dib: *rings bell* Brock is a blind loser that hangs out with ASH! And what's with his instant crush thing...?

Tasuki: Rrrr....

Ash: WHY!? WHY?! WHHHYYYYY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME!?!??! *wails*

*Ash's head explodes*

Audience: *whistles innocently*

Akutareru: Dib 100.

Excel: *crawling around stage* Foooddddddd....

Luna: What's wrong with her? o_0;

Excel: *stares at Luna* Kitty....

Luna: Uh....

Excel: Meat....

Luna: Um....

Excel: FOOD!!!!

Luna: AIIEEEEEEE!!! *runs off*

Excel: *chases after her*

Menchi: Aruuuu!! ^__^

Akutareru: Cut to commercial! NOW! We don't want the ASPCA here again! COMMERCI---

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Akutareru: Er...due to untechincal difficulties, one of our contestants has been removed and replace by someone else....Excel's place as been taken by....Hiroshi!

Hiro: Why the HELL am I here? I never sent in an application!

Akutareru: Don't lookit me...you can help me kill Fique after the show.

Hiro: Fine. -_-

(Chibi Fique: Muwauwauaahahahahaha...thats what YOU think..!! Heeheheheheheheh!)

Tasuki: Can we get on with it?

Dib: ZIMMMM!!! *points and hisses*

Zim: Muwahahaha!! Yes! I AM ZIIMMM!!! I have come to take over this pathetic human television projection unit!

*Several Nonhuman Audience Members blink*

Akutareru: *slaps forehead* Maybe I should just retire...

Deedee: Oooo! What does this button do!? What does this button do?!?!

Camera People: Aieeee!! What are you doing?! Stop!

Hiro: Can I go yet?

Zim: GIR! Bring in the Megadoomer II!

Dib: What?! No! Get out of here ZIM! You can come back when I win!

Zim: Do not order me around foolish human DIB!

GIR: Weeeeeheeeheehee!! *brings in Megadoomer II*

Zim: *gets in MG2* MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *starts blowing stuff up*

Audience: BoooooOOOO!! We wanna finish our show!!!

Zim: SILENCE! You will all feel the wrath of the Irken Elite! Muwahahah!! *crushes stuff*

Great Will of Grand Universe: STOP! *freezes time* Excel! Look what you've done by eating that poor cat!

Excel: I messed up again?!

Great Will of Grand Universe: Yes...again. But no matter! We'll rewind a bit...

**insert rewinding sounds**

Akutareru: I don't know what happened...and right now I don't give a bloody damn...let's just start..the 2nd round...o_0;;;

Excel: Yaayyyy!!

Dib: Must win to destroy Zim!

Tasuki: You're so dead, Tamahome...^_^

Akutareru: *reading cards* This little elf-earred person wears...pantyhose!!!

Excel: Is he a girl?

Akutareru: Um, no.

Tasuki: LINK!

Dib: Gourry!

Gourry: ...... x_x I have elfie ears?

Excel: LINK! He come to town! Come to save! The Princess Zelda! Ganon took her away, now the children don't play! But they will...when Link save the day! Hallelujah! *sings*

Akutareru: *rolls his eyes* 50 to Tasuki. *reads* This person is...dumb...she can't walk...she crawls...and seems to have some problem do things...she bleeds and coughs alot...why...I'll never know...

Dib: Lina!

Tasuki: Hyatt!

Lina: WHAT WAS THAT!?!??! I CAN'T WALK!?!? *casts Freeze Arrow to stage*

Akuatreru: Hey! Wait!

*stage freezes over*

Akutareru: *unthaws contestants* *sigggghhh* 50 more to Tasuki...and...*reads* This muse is a loser and hosts a stupid show and...HEY!

Dib/Tasuki: AKUTARERU!

Akutareru: FIQUE! YOU'RE DEAD!

(Chibi Fique: Heeheehee...heeheeehee...!!)

Akutareru: *grumbling* 50 to Dib and Tasuki...

Excel: All hail Ilpalazzo-sama!! All hail Ilpalazzo-sama!! *chanting*

Ghost of Matt: I LIVE!

Ghost of Ryuuichi: Na no da!

Akutareru: How many times do I have to kill you!?!?!?!

*Ghosts of Matt and Ryuuichi explode*

(Ghosts of Matt & Ryuuichi: Team Pooshead is blasting off agaaaainnnn!!! *ding*)

Tai/Shuuichi: Take me with you! *self-destructs*

Akutareru: Ummmmmmmmm....*reads* This person is overly hyper and very very insane...she's supposed to be a super-hacker but hell, she's an idiot!

Dib: Lain!

Tasuki: What are you an idiot? Edward!

Akutareru: 50 to Tasuki.

Dib: No! I cannot lose!

Akutareru: *reads* This nice-guy kitsune is a girly guy with his damn roses and long hair and stuff...

YYH-Team: KURAMA!!!

Kurama: You're just jealous becuz the fans all love me...

Hiei: Ha! You wish! They all love me!

Kurama: I thought you didn't like the fans, Hiei?

Hiei: Er..........

Akutareru: YOU GUYS AREN'T THE CONTESTANTS! >=(

Hiei: Aw, shut it muse...no one cares but you.

Akutareu: YOU---*doesn't want Hiei to release his dragon again*...Rrrrrrrrr....

Tasuki: Hurry up! I wanna kil Tama!

Nuriko: Only I get to call Tama, Tama! Right Tama-baby?

Tamahome: NO! NO ONE GETS TO CALL ME TAMA!!!

Nuriko: How 'bout Tammy-poo? Tammy-poo! XD

Tamahome: Noooo!! URRGGGG!!

Tasuki: Heehee..Tammy-poo!

Akutareru: Anyway...*reads*...this stupid little robot is...stupid..and hyper...and...likes taquitos....

Dib: ZIM's lil' robot..thing! Whats his name!?

Tasuki: GIR!

Excel: *wakes up* Hey....what's happ'nin?

Tasuki: You fell asleep!?

Akutareru: So that's why it wasn't as loud as usual....er...anyway....50 to Tasuki...final round now...Excel why do you still have 0 points? o_0;

Excel: A-CROSS! A-CROSS!

Dib: My last chance! I must save the Earth from the likes of Zim!

*A Bell Rings*

Tasuki: What's that?

Akutareru: NOOO! That's the time limit bell! We're out of time! ARRGGG! IT's all your fault! IT's all YOUR FAULT! RYUUICHI! MATT! You and your stupid Excel Saga kick!! Look what you did to-----

*Beeeeppppppp*

Random Announcer: Er...the rest of this episode cannot be completed...please join us next time for a new episode of The Bashing Show... .... ... ... ... ... maybe.

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