The Bashing Show! Ep.02

The BASHING SHOW!

Binky: HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, KIDS! It's BINKY the CLOWN! And--

Audience: Booooooooooooooo!!!

Binky: What?!

Akutareru: Wrong studio, Binky, you're in 27, this is 17.

Binky: My bad, fine, but you still get a SPLUT! *throws a pie at Akutareru and runs off*

Audience: *laughs*

Akutareru: Ok....*wipes pie off face* Um, what am I doing again?

Camera Man: *waving que card*

Akutareru: Oh, yeah, ok, Welcome to the BASHING SHOW! I am your host, Akutareru!

Audience: *cheers*

Akutareru: Today, our three contestants ARE,......CHICHIRI!

Chichiri: *pops out of no where* Hello, no da.

Akutareru: HIEI!

Hiei: Hn.

Akutareru: And........RYUUICHI!

Ryuuichi: Hey! ^_^ *wearing Kumagorou on his head*

Audience: *cheers*

Akutareru: Alrighty, shall we get started? Everyone knows the rules of the game right? Bash people, bash yourself, bash, bash, BASH!

Audience: YEEEAHHHHH!! WOOOOO!!

Chichiri/Hiei/Ryuuichi: AND THE WINNER GETS TO BEAT UP WHOEVER THEY LIKE! (no da!)

Audience: *cheers!*

Akutareru: ^^; Okey then, round one! 100 points to the person who first comes up with a bash for the character that appears on the screen there.

**picture of Takato appears**

Chichiri: *rings bell* Takato cries at the littlest things, faints at the most pathetic things, and is generally a whiny pussy! No da!

Ryuuichi: *rings bell at the same time Chichiri did and talks at the same time*: Takato is short!

Audience: Heheheheh.

Akutareru: Er....Chichiri 100.

Ryuuichi: Wot? That's no fair! x_x *sad*

Hiei: Hn

Akutareru: Anyway, next character!

**picture of Yusuke appears**

Hiei: Yusuke is a bloody bastard that wins everything by pure damn LUCK

Ryuuichi: *rings bell & talks at same time Hiei is* Yusuke has black hair!

Audience: .............

Yusuke: Shuddap, Hiei, you're just still sore about me kickin' your sorry ass!

Akutareru: Er....Hiei, you didn't ring the bell, and Ryuuichi did so I'd have to--

Hiei: GIVE HIM THE DAMN POINTS AND DIE MUSE!

Akutareru: *big sweatdrop* Um...

Ryuuichi: Gimme muh points! Gimme muh points!

Chichiri: Big trouble here, no da!

Yusuke: Give Ryuuichi da stinkin' points!

Hiei: *growls*

Akutareru: Ah, ah,...um...o_0; *backing up in a corner*

Chichiri: Give me da points, no da! I'm not being pushy! No da!

Everyone: You didn't BASH no one!

Chichiri: x_x no da....

Ryuuichi: Gimme muh points! Kumagorou Beam! *throws the stuffed rabbit at Akutareru*

Akutareru: *gets hit* Ahhh! @_@;

Hiei: GIVE ME MUH POINTS! *heat growing around him*

(*the stage is of wood*)

Relena: Aie! The stage is gonna catch fire!

Heero: As long as you die, I don't care!

Kurama: Just give the stupid half-koormie his damned points!

Chichiri: Hurry up, no da!

Ryuuichi: Kuma! Make him gimme my points!

Audience: *starts throwing things*

Taichi: I want my money back!

Akutareru: COMMERCIAL BREAK!

Camera Man: What? Already, but--

Akutareru: *being blocked out of view by angry contestants and audience members* JUST DO IT! AHHHH!

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Audience: *silent*

*the stage is burnted'd and has holes in some places*

Hiei: *grinning like the demonic demon he is*

Chichiri: *sweatdropping*

Ryuuichi: *looking pouty* *Kumagorou is sitting on his head once again, but bits of it's pink fabric look blackened and burnt*

Ed (from CBebop): Hello! *reading a que card* Due to technical diff-i-culties...Akutare-ru won't beeeee here anymore, la le dooooooo, and Chibi Sikeeh shall be hosting the rest of the shoooooooooooooowwww! *runs off stage*

Chibi Sikeeh: Alrighty then....

Ryoko: Chibi who? I don't see no one!

Koenma: Yeah, I don't see anyone either!

Chibi Sikeeh: HEY! OVER HERE! DO YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN THAT I HAPPEN TO BE ONLY 5 INCHES TALL!?

Audience: *sushed murmers*

Chibi Sikeeh: *annoyed* *looks at the ceiling* Can't I be un'chibied? Just this once!? Pleeeeeeeease!?

*Chibi Sikeeh is unchibifyed and is a normal sized person*

Audience: Oooooooooooooo

Chichiri: So, where were we, no da?

Hiei: Hn.

Ryuuichi: S'not faaaiiirrrr! You hurt Kuma! Tohma! They hurt Kuma!

Tohma: u_u; I can't help you Ryuuichi. I don't know you...

Sikeeh: Stupid muse. Um, to recap, both Chichiri and Hiei have 100 points, and Ryuuichi has 0....

Shuuichi: That's not fair! Ryuu-chan should have gotten that 100!

Disembodied Voice: CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sikeeh: Ok, ok, ok, moving on to round two! o_0; I read a description, you tell me who it is.

Hiei: Finally.

Ryuuichi: Ok, Kuma, we're gonna win this one!

Chichiri: Oi, no da...

Sikeeh: *reading from card* This person is a peacemaker, all he do be preaching about peace, but he still fights, and stuff, asking his enemies to surrender before they die...

Hiei: *rings bell* *in a bored tone* Quatre.

Ryuuichi: Noooooooo!!

Sikeeh: Correct. 50 for Hiei.

Quatre: No! Don't let them insult me!

Trowa: Shut up Quatre.

Quatre: Waahhh! You're all mean to me! *runs off*

Tohma: Finally, that look-alike is gone. o_0;

Sikeeh: Anyway...*reading* This dumbass bitch is a ditzy fashion girl that dyed her hair pink--

Tai & Matt: MIMI!

Chichiri: You're not in the game, no da!

Tai & Matt: We would be! But they threw us out of the audition!

Mimi: *screeches something uncomprehendable and pounces of Tai & Matt with a stick of lip stick*

Tai & Matt: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Sikeeh: -_-;;;;;;;; I hate this job

Hiei: FORGET THEM AND GET ON WITH IT!

Sikeeh: Alright, alright. *_* Um, *reads* This weeny beany brat cries for half the series, then gets angry and beats up some guys, then cries some more, then studies for 7 years forgetting everything, the loser actually went to SCHOOL!

Chichiri: *ring bell* Gohan, no da.

Ryuuichi: *ring bell* TOHMA!

Tohma: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! Ryuuichi you're insane!

Hiei: .............

Sikeeh: 50, Chichiri, next, *reads* Hm, pathetic clueless bitch, blonde, big ego, loser, crybaby, whiner,...geez, you know how many people fit that description? Tall, ditzy...

Hiei: I'd say Keiko but she's not blonde.

Yusuke: HEY! YOU BASTARD, what do you--

Kurama: Just shut up Yusuke.

Chichiri: I'd say Miaka, but she's not blonde either, no da.

Tamahome: You got that right, she's every other thing on that list though!

Miaka: Tamahome!

Sikeeh: Come on...keep guessin...

Ryuuichi: Neh, neh, help me think, Kuma...neh...

Chichiri: Yui? =/

Sikeeh: No.

Audience: *murmer*

Luna: Oh, come ON! How hard can this be!?

Ryuuichi: SERENA! USAGI! WOT eva her name is!

Sikeeh: Correct!

Audience: *GASPITH!*

Hiei: *blink*

Chichiri: *blink*

Ryuuichi: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *huggles Kumagorou*

Sikeeh: Last one, then we go next round. *reads* This weirdo was the famous vocalist of a famous band, is quite insane and hands a weird pink bunny plush that he--

Hiei/Chichiri/Everyone in the Audience: SAKUMA RYUUICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryuuichi: Tatsuha-kun! They're all being mean to me! ;_;

Sikeeh: Correct! 50 each to Hiei and Chichiri. -_-; The score now is Hiei & Chichiri, 200 each, and Ryuuichi 50. Final round...

Ryuuichi: I SEEK, REVENGE! BUAHAHAHAH!! *huggles Kumagorou and glares at everyone* Hehehehe.

Audience: -_-;;;

Sikeeh: Oh hellsith, you all have 5 damn minutes to think of something to bash yourselves.

Ryuuichi: Hehehehehe..

Hiei: I hate this part.

Chichiri: I'm going to win, no da!

**five minutes later**

Sikeeh: Who wants to go first?

Ryuuichi: Hehehehehe...

Hiei: I will. -_-

Audience: *expectant*

Hiei: *intake deep breath and growls:* Hiei is a stinkin' emotionless bastard, always mean, evil, and snappish even to his 'comrades', blah, blah, the Forbidden Child! HATED BY ALLLLLL!!!! *glower*

Audience: *scattered claps*

Sikeeh: Next?

Chichiri: I will go, no da! Chichiri is a weird little magic dude that disappears and reappears from this stupid little hat! And he frikkin' says 'no da' after everything he says, no da! Make it stop! Make it stop! I can't stop saying 'no da', no da! o_0;

Audience: *laughs*

Sikeeh: Ryuuichi?

Ryuuichi: *giggles* Hehehehe

Sikeeh: Just go man, so I can go home. -_-;

Ryuuichi: Ryuuichi is the freakiest, weirdest, loser singer dude EVER! He carries junk in his jacket all the time - like this bottle of vinegar - *takes out a huge bottle of vinegar* - or this yo-yo - *takes out a yo-yo* - or this puppy - *takes out a puppy* - or this coffee mug - *takes out a coffee mug* - and he carries around that stupid bunny, Kuma, na no DA!

Audience: *cheers*

Chichiri: .......

Hiei: ........

Sikeeh: Audience! HOW MANY POINTS FOR HIEI!? (highest be 500)

Audience: 250!

Sikeeh: CHICHIRI!?

Audience: 300!

Hiei: NOOOOO!

Sikeeh: AND RYUUICHI!?

Audience: *murmer* *murmer* *murmer* 450!

Chichiri: YES!

Ryuuichi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Kuma-chan! You have failed me!!!!!! *wails*

Hiei: ARRRRGGGGGGGG!! Jaou Ensatsu KOKURYUUHA!!!!!!! *unleashes dragon* (o_0;;;;;;)

Yusuke: Ack! o_0;

Kuwabara: o_0;

Chichiri: o_0;

Ryuuichi: o_0;

Audience: o_0;

****Boom****

Sikeeh: *mumblings* Chichiri can beat up a person of his choice if he's still alive *collapses*

Chichiri: Nope...can't get up............no da.

Akutareru: *pops out of nowhere* What the HELL happened here?! You're gonna get my show canceled! Blowing up the studio like that!

Hiei: I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! >=) And I choose to beat the shittles out of YOU! *starts after Akutareru*

Akutareru: What!? ACKKKK! You're FASTER THAN ME! AND SHOULDN'T YOU FRIKKIN BE UNCONSCIOUS OR SOMETHING?!?!?! You just used you're frikkin' dragon!??!?!?!? o_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Announcer: Um,...join us next time, for the Bashing Show! ... ... ... maybe. o_0;

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